I Hold You Down

King

Payton
Me: Baeeeeeeeeeeee

King: yes fw ( future wife)

Me: we have a dinner date tomorrow

King: ugh with who

Me: Nicki Minaj & August Alsina

King: No

Me: whhhhhyyyyy nooot

King: because I said so now stop that whining

I use the face of after a hour of doing it he said yes
Oh wait I'm sorry you guys don't even know me will my name is payton and I'm 24 and I'm dating a guy named king but thats just his old street name but his real name is Kelly Oubre Jr We've been together for about two years i have a twin sister who's name is page but everyone calls her Payton #2 but we don't talk anymore because she is massed up in the head and tried to kill me and her baby so now my parents take care of the baby and i go get him every now and then but im mostly at work i am a lawyer my best friends are Nicki and jay he told me she was pregnant and engaged so of course i had to go see her

King: princess come take a shower with me

Me: no

King: why not

Me: because you take all the hot water and you always get my hair wet so no

King: fine but will u cuddle with me tonight

Me: I guess

After we both showered we got in the bed and he turned on my favorite movie which is Poetic Justice and it made me laugh

Me: if you're trying to get out of this dinner you can stop trying because we're going

King: fine but if you got another gay friend we gone have a problem

Me:juts because jay was trying to get with you dose not mean that they all will

King: I don't care do who is this Nicki and August

Me: O Nicki Minaj who is soon to be August Alsina fine self Wife

King: so i get to go to dinner with Nicki Minaj and some ni-

Me: bae stop you are going to be fine

King: I know that I'm fine but what is August

Of course I started laughing at that he so petty sometimes