Sociopaths in Love

Consulting Detective,Consulting Criminal,Doctor, or The British Government

After the pool thing, I've stared at phone and just did nothing. I could text him or just sit here forever, I grabbed my phone and text the number:
Why did you give me your number
           VB
and sat it on the table, it vibrated:
I wanna see you sometime tomorrow ;)
       JM
Really like I'd have you in my flat?!? You're crazy, I could meet you for tea but somewhere private and that is not a joke for you to enjoy!
      VB
Okay Venny Dear... ;) around noon
      JM
and that was it. Why did I just agree to that? To have tea with a consulting criminal, he's cute if I don't say that right now. Stop Vincent get your head outta the clouds, don't say you're falling for him.
"Oh my" I said laying in my bed

"I'm falling for him" I continued, I finally fell asleep and woke up the next morning thinking Did I really fall for Jim Moriarty? I rolled off the bed and hit the floor,
"Ow!" I said, getting up off the floor. I went to the kitchen and made some tea, I was just in a tank and some shorts. I heard something come through the door, I ran and saw 2 men stand in my living area.
"Who are you people?" I asked and someone started chuckling, I know that laugh Moriarty!

"Oh Venny dear" He said, he started staring me up and down.

"My eyes are up here Moriarty" I said

"I know it's just, you're beautiful in the morning" He said smirking

"How? I'm a mess, plus I keep falling out of my bed every bloody morning" I said going back into the kitchen, I heard someone else come in my door. Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!? I grabbed my cup of tea and walked back into the longue and it was Mycroft,Sherlock, and John...

"I'm not having a party out!" I said sitting in my chair. Mycroft sat across from me and Moriarty, Sherlock, and John sat on the couch, I started to deduce them all. I knew what they all wanted,

"Venny, we need you as a part of the British Government" Mycroft said

"Why? I'm the first every consulting detective and you want me in the British Government, sure if you want the British Government burned to the bloody ground" I said

"Vincent you are overreacting over something this simple" John said

"She's acting normal John" Sherlock said

"ShutUp Everyone Shut. Up Don't Speak Don't Move" I shouted, everyone got quiet quickly. I was stressing out, they didn't see it.

"Out Everyone. Out. Now!" I said pointing at the door. Everyone walked and closed the door, I sat in the chair staring at where Mycroft was sitting. I noticed a slip of paper laying the seat, I picked it up and it had a number on the back. I flipped it over and it said "Mycroft 'The British Government' Holmes" I was just thinkg. Does everyone like me? Well I'm happy for them and I can't stand them, I'm fine with Mycroft and Moriarty just Sherlock and John get on my nerves sometimes. I text the number on the card:
Hey Mikey :)
   VB
It's Mycroft and hello
  MH
Why did you give me this?
  VB
For you to call me and see if change your mind about joining me in the British Government
MH
Yeah like I would join...I'll think about it
VB
Okay
MH
and that was it, I just sat in my chair. I pulled out my gun from under my chair and started shoting the wall, someone came running up the stairs. It was Mycroft and Sherlock,
"Vincent what are you doing?" Sherlock said

"Thinking" I said continuing shoting the wall, I got up and still continued. I finally stopped and Sherlock took the gun from me,

"I was just texting you Mycroft why are you still in my building" I said