A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor by the time you bemd down to pick it, i'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said to her, "Do it but ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast so he wouldn't have enough time to undress himself."
So she agrees, half an hour goes by the boyfriend decided to call his girlfriend and asked what happened.
She responds, "The bastard used coins, I'm still picking and he's still fucking.
