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Here are some awesome comebacks! I do apologise if you are offended by any of this content, just message me an I will take whatever upsets you off this post :)
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➵ "Ya mum" (I know right, best comeback ever)
➵ "Does your ass get jealous from the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?"
➵ "You remind me of a penny; two-faced and worthless"
➵"I would slap you, but that would count as animal abuse.."
➵ "Your family tree must be a cactus.. Everyone on there is a prick!"
➵Other girl:
"You're so ugly!"
Me: "Oh sorry, I was trying to be like you today."
➵"Your mum is so stupid, she tried to wake a sleeping bag."
➵"Wanna hear a joke? YOU."
➵Me: "Were you born near a highway?"
Bitch: "Yeah"
Me: "Oh it all makes sense, that's where all the accidents happen.."
Bitch "-.-"
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There you go lol! Thanks for reading my post!
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Question of the post:
What is your favourite comeback?
☮ Peáce out ☮
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