John Cena x Reader

John Cena Worships God

*I accidentally switched tenses and im too lazy to fix it sorry lmao 420 praise it*

You walk into the large building. Chairs were scattered in a semi circle around a small stage where a young man strummed a banjo. He was singing the same verse over and over while John started to hum to the tune. 

"What am I supposed to do?" you whisper to John Cena. 

John Cena pats your shoulder, making your kokoro go doki doki. "We're here to worship the one true God." 

He points to a picture behind the man playing the instrument.  A small blue figure was poised in a throne and people were bowing around him. As you walked closer to the people singing, you heard the lyrics  loud and clear. 

"Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go faster, faster, faster faster faster..." 

You fall to your knees, tears streaming down your face. "What, what is this feeling?" 

John smiled, "It's the power of the chaos emeralds." 

This was it, you had finally found your calling. In a state of hope for your future and disgust of your wretched past, you threw your six pots that were in your pocket on the ground. They were no longer the center of your life, Sonic was. 

The people around you stopped singing, and surrounded you. When you looked up, they were smiling, and so welcoming. They introduced themselves as Knuckles, Shadow, Tails, Amy, and Adam Sandler. They would be your new friends to guide you on a new journey of self discovery. 

John Cena helped you to your feet, and nodded to Amy, who took the pots that you threw and placed them under a large statue of Sonic. She then proceeded to burn them. You felt huge relief, as if a huge burden like completing any Knuckles stage was lifted off your chest. 

You glanced over to John Cena, who had now found a seat in the front row. Your heart beat was getting faster, and you heard a voice in your head urging you to roll around at the speed of sound. You knew what it meant. You sat by John, and tentatively placed a hand on his leg. He immediately swatted it away, which made you taken aback.

 "What would Sonic do?" John asked. 

Then you understood. "I'm sorry, I have so much to learn." 

John laughed, "Get behind me Satan." 

You both laughed together, and then he grabbed your hand softly and harshly. "It's time for the conforming ritual." 

John guided you to the front of the room, where the pot was still lit. (lol) He placed your hand on the fire, and you let out a scream. 

John shushed you, and explained that it was to burn out your dark past. You quieted down as you gazed at your now blackened hand. Your vision went white, and you saw before you a bee with cartoonish bulging eyes. "We need to sue the human race." 

You nodded, and your vision returned to normal. 

"What did you see?" John Cena asked. 

"We need to go to the White House," you said urgently.