John Cena x Reader

Obama Makes a Cameo

You step out of the helicopter that John Cena can afford (because he's in scripted wrestling). Before you lies the White House in all its patriotic glory. A bald eagle crashes into the building and dies on the spot as you step in the huge front doors. Advised by both Sonic and Jerry Springfield you make your way to the oval office. John Cena beats up all the security along the way. You finally make it to the boss room. This dungeon was a lot harder than the last. 

You see a white man dressed in a black suit in tie crouching on the desk. In his hand he's clutching a 3DS. As you step closer, you realize who it is. 

"Joe Biden, sir?" you inquire as you step forth. 

He turns to you, his eyes widen. "What? How did you get in here, what about the security, who are you?" 

John Cena put up his hands, "Joe, sir, please be rational. We are here on God's mission." 

You step forward in an urgent but not urgent at all manner, "We need to see Obama." 

Joe Biden, after gazing at you and the bulky attractive WWE wrestler super star John Cena, solemnly nodded his head, and pressed a button on the desk. You look around wildly as a fog hazes over the room, obscuring your view. In the mist by Stephen King you spot a shadow growing larger as an object approached you. You gasp, this was your moment. He was here. 

"O..." you whisper. 

"Bama," a familiar presidential voice rings around the room. The smoke clears, and you see the first black president standing before you. He smiles a flashy smile, which made you smile because he smiled. You always wanted to be the first cyborg president when you were older. You also wanted to be a WWE fighter. And do drugs, but the drug days were over because John Cena. 

You recollect your thoughts, and step forward towards the president. "Sir, Sonic and Jerry Springfield sent me here on a mission." 

Obama closes his eyes, and sighs a heavy sigh heavily. "Sonic was a good friend of mine." 

John Cena gasped behind you, stomping in between you and Obama-kun. "You knew Sonic?" 

Obama nodded, and sat down on the floor, which was cushioned nicely apparently I guess. "It's time I explain Sonic's past and the true reason your here." He pressed a button on his suit, and the seal in the middle of the room opened to reveal a face. It was a hedgehog, but not the one you worshiped. 

"Satan?" John Cena cried out. 

Obama laughed, "He's better known as Shadow the Hedgehog."