I'm not rude, I'm HONEST.

School.

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First day back to school, after break is always the worse for some kids. But not for Herb and I. When we're at school, we're kings, well a king and queen.

When Herb and I pulled up all eyes were on his gold escalade, with tinted out windows. And when we got out the car, it was as if the clouds had parted and the sun beamed directly at Herb the way these females were looking. Oh, and don't get me started on the guys. When i say jaws hit the ground, thats an understatement. They didn't get a chance to look to long because Herb wrapped me in his arm, and we proceded to the front doors. That's when Herbs old trick Natasha wanted to move her wide ass in front of us. I've told Herb a thousand times about his hoes!

"Herbert why is your fucking arm around this bitch?" Bitch? Oh fuck no this train wreck hoe did not just call me a bitch. Don't get me wrong Natasha could be pretty, if she wore less makeup, and less slut attire. But i still cant believe this bitch called me a bitch!

"Ummmm Herb check ya trick, before i do." Herb looks at me and smirks like i aint finna do shit. He must've forgot who his bestfriend is.

"Trick? Bitch i'll smack the curls out of your head-"

"Do it then bitch!" I said steppin' into her face. I dont know why but i'm just so tired of all of Herb females coming at me sideways! Like bitch dont do that! Guess i gotta teach one to teach em all and i know the perfect way to do it.

"Oh, bitch you think you bad. Get the fuck out my face!" Then she pushed me. And you know what i did? Smiled in her face, turned to my bestfriend, and kissed him with all my might.

Turning back to her and a whole crowd of stunned classmates, i said, "We're dating now cunt! And bitch let me catch you slippin ima beat the bitch out of you. Don't go to the bathrooms alone!"

I turned and saw Herb laughing on the sly. I dont know why when we get in class im beating his ass.

" Damn sausage if you wanted me all to yourself all you had to do was ask." Said Herb. Urgggh I just wanted to slap the cocky out of him.

"I didn't know yall were dating." I turn to see, arms crossed over his chest, my brothers bestfriend. The guy who took my virginity. Isn't this some shit!