Levi x Reader

Dare

You snuck into Corporal's room like the idiot you are, all because of a lousy dare made by horse face himself. Damn your need for peer approval!
Normally, a game of truth and dare is disinteresting to you, but since your friends peer pressured you into playing one round, you didn't want to disappoint, and apparently, their expectations were ridiculously high. It was only round one and Jean had already given you the most outrageous dare in the history of dares. It involved risking your life for a mere piece of cloth. Your dare was to sneak inside Corporal Levi's room and steal one of his shirts.
"It's just a shirt. How hard can it be?" Jean egged you on.
"H-how hard can it-? Jean, what's the matter with you?!"
"Alright, fine. Why don't you just go to your dorm and go to sleep, not taking any risks or having any fun."
"Why don't you just fucking gallop back to your stable and enjoy a heaping pile of hay, you asshole!"
Jean looked at you astonished, a mock sense of remorse visible in his features.
"Damn, okay. If you're too chicken to complete the dare, just say so."
"I'm not! I'll do it," you said, defeated.
Everyone looked at you in surprise.
"You might die," Sasha warned and the group nodded their heads in agreement.
"If it gets this stallion, Black Beauty, here off my back, I'll do anything," you grumbled, throwing a look of hatred at Jean, who you actually got along with otherwise.
You slowly got up and left the room of anxious cadets, fearing for your life. The usually long hallway leading to Corporal's room seemed like a mere ten steps. You stood outside his door in deep thought, regretting your acceptance of this awful challenge. You began pacing with anxiety, trying to decide if you should take the walk of shame back to the group without one of Heichou's shirts, but there was no way you'd let Jean get the better of you. With abrupt resolution, you pressed your ear to the door, and upon hearing nothing but silence, you slowly turned the door knob and entered. You carefully walked through Corporal's office and straight to the door leading into his bedroom. The rooms were connected, making you more anxious about being caught by anyone happening to look for Levi. You cautiously pressed your ear to the door and entered a while after. You walked quickly to his closet, avoiding wasting any previous time. You carefully and speedily searched through Corporal's things for a shirt that might not be missed. Miraculously, you found a white button up, one of many identical white button ups, and decided he wouldn't miss one. You quickly pulled it off the hanger and turned to leave. About ten steps from the door, you heard the dreaded click of a knob. The door to your left swung open to reveal Levi wearing nothing but a towel hanging loosely from his hips. His hair was dripping, sending water droplets cascading down his bare chest. You gulped as air got caught in your lungs. Levi watched as you stared at him with wide, terrified eyes.
"What. The. Hell." Levi said as he took one step in your direction.
This one step might as well have been a death threat, because you saw your life flash before your eyes.
"U-uh, I just wanted to know what kind of fabric softener you use," you paused to take a big whiff of the shirt in your hands, "because it, uh, smells nice...?"
"Bullshit." Levi said as he took another step.
You began panicking.
"O-okay. Please don't kill me," you began pleading as you made a quick beeline to the door.
You frantically tried to turn and pull the knob, but failed and ran into the door. Damn your clumsiness! Turning your head slightly, you saw the half naked Levi heading towards you. A small squeal of terror escaped your lips, and you knew death was near.
"I'm sorry!" You yelled and threw the crumpled, balled up shirt at Levi's face with full force.
This bought you just enough time to swing open the door and escape. You continued running through the office and towards the room of cadets, swinging open every door in your path. You burst through a door to see Jean and the others looking at you with curiosity and fear. You paused before slamming the door behind you and running straight for Horseface. Grabbing him by the collar and shaking him, you yelled in a whisper, "Look at what you've done! I'm dead! This is all your fault!! Levi, he caught-"
The door flew open, nearly breaking the hinges. All heads turned to the entrance where a sloppily dressed Corporal was standing, panting. His hair was still obviously wet and not yet styled.
"You," he spit out with a venomous tone while pointing a finger at yours truly.
"Eep!" Another squeal escaped you.
The progressing thudding of Levi's boots terrified you all the more, so you scurried behind Jean for cover. However, as expected, Jean was of no help whatsoever. He simply moved aside as Levi ordered, without so much as one objection. And so there you stood, your fate sealed. Levi picked you up and slung you over his muscular shoulders, and without a word from anyone, he took you away.

Moments later, Levi threw you down on his bed and began unbuttoning his shirt.
"C-corporal, sir?!"
"What," he growled.
"Please don't kill me," you begged meekly.
"Idiot. Explain yourself and I might not."
You eagerly took the opportunity to push the blame on Jean. All this was his fault after all...
"Jean dared me to! W-we were playing truth or dare, and I was dared to steal one of your shirts... sir."
Levi clicked his tongue and glared down at you.
"Tch. And I thought it was because you felt some sort of way about me."
"Sir?"
"Don't get my hopes up again. Got it, Cadet (l/n)?"
"Sir, I don't get it..."
"Tch. Idiot," Levi sighed before leaning in and pressing his lips to yours. Your eyes widened in surprise.
He pulled away slowly and said, "Next time you want to be a pervert and take a whiff of my shirt, just ask."
Levi smirked.
"I-I already told you sir, that's not why-"
"Oi! It was a joke, brat." Levi said seriously.
"Huh? Oh, I didn't think you were capable of making those..." You trailed off, hoping he didn't hear what you said.
"Oh? One kiss and you're already so confident?"
"No, I just-"
Levi cut you off again.
"Hmm... I wonder what it would take to burst your ego," Levi pondered aloud before smirking down at you with a "let's find out" kind of face.
He leaned in for a deeper, more passionate kiss while smoothly slipping off his shirt.
You froze in place, a blush spread across your features, confused yet unwilling to object.
Levi pulled away again, a string of saliva briefly connecting your lips with his. He chuckled at your "deer in the headlights" expression before returning to his usual cool self. Somehow, he had just let out the sexiest chuckle you had ever heard. You didn't even know a chuckle could be that damn sexy.
Embarrassed by the entire situation, you brought your hands up to cover your face.
"Why..." You asked quietly.
"Why what?"
"This..."
"You know, you're pretty clever during training, but you're dense as hell when it comes to love."
Your hands left your face, revealing a blushing, teary-eyed you.
"Love?"
A blush crept across Levi's face as his eyes met yours. He put a hand up to cover it and mumbled,
"Yeah. Love."
"What about it?" You asked innocently, still misunderstanding the situation.
"Agh, idiot. You don't get it, do you? Well, I'll tell you plain and simple although I had hoped you'd figure it out," Levi paused, "...I love you."
Your eyes widened with surprise.
"Since when?! And why?!"
"Since I met you. And because you're cute. You're caring and selfless. Hardworking. I like your smile... You're beautiful. And cute..."
With this confession, you burst into tears.
"What's wrong?!" Levi asked, a hint of concern in his stoic voice.
All you could do in response was wrap your arms around him and pull him close in a tight embrace. Levi tried to pull back, still concerned, but you held him tighter.
"I'm just... so happy," you choked out with a smile.
Levi froze, but began hugging you back.
"Yeah yeah," he tried to say cooly, but you could feel him smiling into your shoulder.
You loosened your grip and admitted honestly,
"And here I thought my basic brown eyes and big thighs couldn't get anyone to like me."
You laughed to ease the mood, but Levi simply looked sad at hearing your insecurities.
"You have beautiful eyes. They're not just brown. I think you have a hint of green in them. And when the light shines on them, it's really gorgeous."
"Gorgeous..." you repeated slowly, "Never thought I'd hear you say that word."
You held Levi's face in your hands with a smile on your lips.
He chimed in again.
"And your thighs... your body... I love everything about you," he stated.
You stared at him sweetly, heart thumping faster than normal.
"Thanks, Corporal."
"Levi."
"Yessir. Thanks... Levi."
"It wasn't an order or anything. It was a suggestion. And don't call me sir either, not when it's just the two of us. Just Levi."
You chuckled.
"Okay... I love you, Levi." You gave a brilliant smile, one that made Levi's heart beat faster.
He smiled for the first time in forever and leaned in to give you a tender kiss, a kiss which conveyed his and your feelings.

~~~~~~~ Bonus scene ~~~~~~~

Levi laid on top of you, combing through your hair with his slender fingers. You did the same, slowly brushing back the dark hair which usually covers his face. It was like a disgustingly romantic scene from a movie. You looked at each other with bright and loving eyes that seemed to twinkle with every glance. The scene exuded the sickening love aura that would make anybody want to run away at the sight, but you and Levi were too caught up in each other to even notice. And you didn't care if anyone noticed, because you two felt like the only ones on this earth. For a long, blissful moment, all pain and suffering and anger was forgotten. It was just you two and you both were happy.