Akatsuki High School ( Uchiha Obito x Reader)

Bro, why?

_(n)_ smiled gloomily as she sat on the half empty class room.  She looked at her hands remembering Indra ' from all the people they got him....' An evil Indra laughing demonically was pictured in her mind. The girl trembled displeased but blinked seeing a black haired boy stepping inside reading as usual.
Obito walked closing the small book as he placed it on his coat pocket. He blinked looking up seeing her staring at him "...what....?" He sat next to her calmly as he placed the briefcase on the holder under the table. The girl shook her head smiling at him ' this fucker still hasn't told me shit....' The boy blinked looking straight again ' is she still....mad ..? About yesterday...' He glanced her seeing she was staring at him.

"...tell me !!!"

"...bro......"

"Tell me !!"

"......."

"Obito!!"

"......"

The girl glared at him. She thought for a while as the boy looked straight again seeing Minato walking inside.

--1/2 hour--

The class could only say "woah" by how Minato taught English. It was extremely different then the advance collage style Madara would teach. Hidan was finally doing actual work instead of fooling around.

_(n)_ looked to her right seeing Obito already finish with his work as he calmly read ' when did he do that!!!?' She looked at her blank paper with a poker face ' damn without dad here my brain is all stupid..that and some how banii looks all cute today!' She sigh again with twice the gloominess "OY....." The boy looked at her confuse.

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"Tell me!!!!"

"No"

"Tell me!!"

"No."

"Tell me!!!!"

"No!"

_(n)_ glared while her eye twitched irritated. Obito kept reading calmly as he drank his ice tea. She looked around seeing the place clear / people doing their work '.........' She smirked slowly moving her hand under the table.

Obito jumped blushing darkly while his book slammed on the floor "........" He looked to his side glaring slowly meeting a smirking girl " h-hey!" " tell me !" "N-No!" " tell me !" " N-N-No!!" The boy blushed darker while his mouth turned in to A straight trembling line.

"_(n)_,Un."

The girl and the boy jump paling slowly as they looked straight. Deidara blinked holding about 10 books " you two might need to turn it down, un." " g-got it !" She smiled happily having both her hands on the table while Obito trembled blushing.
The blonde boy blinked as he kept walking on the library while the class calmly used the laptops for research.

"Tell me..."

"No..."

"..why...."

"...bro..."

"......."

"........"

Both stared at each other blushing a bit with a glare.
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Obito walked but stopped seeing the scene "...really....." He sweat dropped smiling while the corner of his mouth twitched.

_(n)_ had Konan , yahiko, and Nagato cornered. The frighten friends hugged one an other trembling . " tell me." "................no!!" "Ugh!!!!!!" She glared angrily having the sharingan activated while her long hair moved around like tentacles.

"Respect the rules girl !!!!"

" not until you tell me!!"

" we can't !!"

"Why!?"

"Because Obito is in back of you !!!"

Yahiko cried like a frighten child while Konan and Nagato tried calming him down nervously. _(n)_ blinked feeling a hand on her shoulder "......tell me...?"

"......no."

"Why........"

"Bro......."

"....why......."

"..............."

The boy dragged the gloomy girl from her wrist quickly while she stumbled non stop ' why can't I know about them!!? Are they gang banging each other ..?' She looked up slowly eyeing the tall teen.

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_(n)_ sat with a glare. Rin blinked along with Kakashi as they looked at their strange friend.

"....so what's up...."

".....mm......"

"......liking the clubs...?"

"Mm...."

"...."

The couple sweat dropped smiling as they looked at their two black haired friends. Obito was calmly reading while _(n)_ was glaring exhausted from nagging non stop since the morning.

"....did he tell you ."

"Hey."

"no.."

"...."

Obito glared at his snickering friends knowing what they were trying to do ' seriously.....' He blinked closing the book. The boy kept a strong expression regardless of the terrifying glare the girl was giving him.
_(n)_ looked to the side angrily having steam coming out her ears. She really hated having secrets kept from her.

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A paper ball was seen thrown hitting a black haired boy. His once calm expression slowly changed to an angered one.
_(n)_ blinked sitting next to him as she threw an other one.

"What......"

"Tell me...."

"I already said no."

"...but why..."

" it's a secret organization."

"...why.."

"........"

"Obito!"

"......"

"Bibi!"

"......"

"Banii-chan~~~~"

"....I'm not a bunny...."

He glared more blushing hearing the boys chuckle and snicker at the nick name she gave him.

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"TEEELLL MMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

"NO!!"

_(n)_ sigh irritated as she got inside a white car. She puffed her cheeks seeing the black haired boy walking off with their silver haired friend.

"Boy problems~"

"....something like that....."

"...you should ignore it.."

"Why...."

"Oh you'll see ~~"

Indra smirked as he began to drive off to the house. The girl blinked confuse as she stared at her weird uncle ' err never take advice from him.....' She looked straight at the road sighing ' why is he so cute though......' She laid her cheek on her palm.

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" I don't know........it'll sound a bit weird..."

" just trust me bro, chicks love that stuff."

"...how do you know then..."

Kakashi blinked giving him a thumbs up " Ichi Ichi paradise bro."  Obito smiled with a blue tint under his eyes " yeah........" He face palmed.
Kakashi blinked keeping that pose while women walked around him confuse.
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Not really a funny chapter ... Then again my brain is all weird today...
(｡-_-｡) *a wild Momo rolls sickly under a rock *