"Please stop knocking on my window."
"What are you working on?"
"Homework."
"That I could figure out for myself, what homework?"
"An essay about the effect of gendered teaching in the American education system."
"..."
"..."
"I don't remember having that assigned."
"I'm in an honors class."
"Beautiful and smart."
"Yes, I know."
"And confident! I've really hit gold here, haven't I?"
"I need to get back to work."
"Goodnight, my lovely Miranda."
"Don't call me that."