SWEATER WEATHER | dylan sprayberry [✓]

12; dylan is liam

ellie you awake?

shh the doctors took my phone away because i didn't want to give it to them but now i got it

badass haha

so tell me, spray, what are you doing awake + on twitter at 4am?

chillin'

did you seriously just call me spray?

yeah

spray

or do you prefer assbutt?

assbutt doesn't make sense

it does. ass and butt are the same thing so yeah. you're a bumx2

that's because my ass is so nice

you're about to cross the line, spray

or should i say...assbut

why do you sometimes spell it assbut and sometimes asbutt?

i've NEVER spelled it asbutt.

assbut* i meant

i know :p

btw are you drunk?

no, why'd you think so?

idk

your ego was never so big

maybe i'm turning into liam.

then you'd be a sexy werewolf

i have nothing against that

so you think i'm sexy :p

no. I think WEREWOLVES are sexy.

yeah right. we both know what you think.

are you flirting with me, Mr. Sprayberry?

i'm just being realistic.

yeah my ass

my ass is nice too btw

anyway

what are you doing?

still chillin'.

[so, as of several weeks ago, dan howell is someone i truly love with all my heart and i would do anything to hug him and tell him how much he helped me and just be friends with him (and phil, too. he's such a cinnamon roll). he got me out. i'll never stop being grateful and i'll never stop loving him. i just wish he'd know that. if it weren't for him, i don't really know i'd manage to bring myself back together.]