YOU ARE READING Funny Jokes Humor I got all these jokes online and they are hilarious!! #crazy #funny #littlejohnny #puns #stories Ugly 60 5 2 by CoolstorybruhhxD by CoolstorybruhhxD Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.