YOU ARE READING Funny Jokes Humor I got all these jokes online and they are hilarious!! #crazy #funny #littlejohnny #puns #stories Ugly 61 5 2 by CoolstorybruhhxD by CoolstorybruhhxD Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.