Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Ugly
Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.