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So the first thing that really g r i n d s my gears is when people make rant books...and don't use them to rant.

Now, I enjoy reading others rants to see what pisses on their chips but I seem to come across a lot where people use it to not rant.

It's a rant book.

Rant book = book about ranting

If you want to create a book about your life and your friends that you just loVE so much then title the book, "About My Life And My Friends That I Just LoVE so mUCH!1!1" because you're sending out the wrong message and you piss me off.

For example, many people are writing about what instruments they like, that's all well and good and I am just so glad that you love that cello but I didn't come here for that, I came here to see you fuck shit up. You did not fuck shit up. You wrote about your love for a god damned cello.

OR OR OR chapters that are like "I love @mybestfriendomgbaedotcom so so much she's so amazing and she's the apple to my pie!!!1!1" and that's amazing I'm just so glad that you made a friend bUT I WASNT ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROFILE FOR RAINBOWS AND FAIRIES MAN.

*eye roll*

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