When I woke up I groaned. I could feel a sharp burning sensation in my left arm. I saw that it was wrapped up in a black cast.
"She was lucky that none of the veins burst. It will take about six months for her to recover." A medical voice said. I felt my eyebrows furrowing. Six months? I'm gonna miss my left arm.
"Six fucking months?!? Are you insane? She needs that arm!" I heard Garret yell at the doctor making me smile.
"Yes six months. Get over it or her arm will be ruined forever." The medical voice said solomly back to Garret. Garret stormed back into the room to see me awake. He smiled at me.
"Do I really have to wear this thing for six months Gar Bear?" I asked using my puppy dog eyes.
"Yes Lea. Doc's orders." He said lowering his eyes from mine. He always fell the hardest for the puppy dog eyes.
"Gar Bear! Go and talk to the mean doctor and ask him if I can have it off sooner!" I groaned hitting my head.
"Sorry Lea. No can do. I already tried twice." I glared at him as he smiled sheepishly.
"Fuck." I mermerd under my breathe. At least I can have people sign my cast in silver sharpy. That would look awesome.
"Garret we are stopping by Targey." I announced.
"Um... why?" he asked with a puzzled look upon his face.
"Because! I need silver sharpie." Garret's eyes widened when I finished my last sentence.
"You're not gonna kill the doctor with it are you?" he asked me with wild eyes.
"I didn't think about it that way... but now that you mention it..." I started to daydream about me stabbing the doctor with my silver sharpie multiple times. In the throat and upper chest... I wonder if I can hack off his ear with it...
"Lea? Leann? Lea! Lea! Lea!" Garret was shouting and waving his hand in front of my face.
"Huh?" was my jenius reply! (yes I know it's Genius but it just sounds blonder that way...)
"We can go now!" Garret sang. I guess I was dreaming for a while... stabbing doctors... hehe... haha... I want to stab a doctor with a silver sharpie now... I was yanked out of my amazing day dream by a smack to the face.
"What the fuck!?!" I yelled grabbing my face.
"Time to go!" Garret skipped out of the room with my purse. I growled and followed him.
