Louis: Morning.
Ass(H)ole: Morning Louis.
Louis: You slept well ?
Ass(H)ole: Yeah, you?
Louis: Kinda yeah.
Ass(H)ole: Why kinda?
Louis: Baby siblings.
Ass(H)ole: I'll be finding out what's like soon.
Louis: I feel sorry for the baby.
Ass(H)ole: Why's that?
Louis: Because he or she will be blood related to you.
Ass(H)ole: Mean.
Louis: I've learned from the best.
Ass(H)ole: Louis?
Louis: What ?
Ass(H)ole: Remember when I said the I miss you joke?
Louis: Yes, what about it ?
Ass(H)ole: I was telling the truth. I really did miss you.
Louis: Yeah me too.
Ass(H)ole: You did?
Louis:Yeah, who am I going to annoy if I stop talking to you ?
Ass(H)ole: Who knows.
Ass(H)ole: Wanna hear a joke?
Louis: No.
Ass(H)ole: Why?
Ass(H)ole: I'm pretty funny.
Louis: You're are anything but funny.
Ass(H)ole: Louis!
Louis: Fine ! As long as it's not a Knock knock joke.
Ass(H)ole: Why not?
Louis: H !!
Ass(H)ole: Okay, okay.
Ass(H)ole: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Ass(H)ole: Got it? Cause they were camouflaged.
Ass(H)ole: Ahahah I'm so funny.
Louis: God.
Louis: I regret living in the same world as you and your bad jokes.
Louis: Can you be mean to me again ? I was less painful than this.
Ass(H)ole: You're just jealous because I'm funny and you're not.
Ass(H)ole: You're JeaLOUIS!
Louis: Ugh. Kill me already.
"Talking to H?"
"Yes Liam."
"Shouldn't you be working on our project instead of texting?"
"What are you? My mom?"
"I'm just warning you Lou. If Mr. Bonney catches you-"
"He'll never catch me. Relax."
"If you say so."
Louis: Your jokes are so bad H.
Ass(H)ole: My mom likes them.
Louis: She's your mom. She doesn't want to make you cry because of your awful jokes.