Shrek and friends

Chapter 20

Monks point of view:

How can i forgive mother nature? I want to but I just cant. I know it sounds very unholy but she betrayed me.

"What a thot," i say to myself.

Maybe i should give up in mother nature.

"Shes a bitch anyways," i hear Buddha say.

"True that," i agree.

"So, should i kill mother nature?," i hear a calm voice say.

"Who- who's there?" Buddha stutters.

Hanging from the ceiling is ninja nun. "It's me!" She says.

"No," i say back.

"Okay," she says while leaving the room.

Then suddenly we hear a voice shout "they shall all pay because Shrek only need me."

"Monk, who is that?" Asks Buddha.

So i walk towards the door and open it. Stood there is mother nature with a scary look on her face. I quickly shut the door before she turns around. Buddha looks at me confused.

"It's mother nature," i tell her a bit confused myself.

I get back into bed with buddha and try to fall asleep.