Warning: NSFW content in the upcoming chapters.
Alright, so... I'm embarassed to say that I'm more familiar with troll anatomy than I am with human anatomy, but I'll be doing my best. Enjoy your Davejade.
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I hear a knock at the door. It startles me, but I quietly say, "Come in!" anyways. A tall kid with pale blond hair opens the door. His hands are in his pockets, and he's slightly slouched as if he was in his own home. In all, he looks pretty comfortable... besides the sunglasses that were always on his face. That always pisses me off.
"Sup Harley?" he asks, nodding his head the tiniest bit. It makes my heart flutter.
"Oh, you know. The usual," I reply, looking down at my hands. I can hardly handle eye contact with him at this point--well, eye-to-glasses contact. My face gets so hot and red.
"I don't know what 'the usual is,' Jade," he chuckles. "In case you've forgotten, it's been quite a while since I've last seen you."
"O-oh! Right. Sorry, Dave." I let out a little puff of air, nervous beyond belief. "I guess I've just been hanging out, really."
"Cool, cool," he says in that monotone voice of his. An awkward silence falls in between us for several minutes, and I begin to blush again.
"Hey, um, m-maybe do you wanna go out for dinner sometime...?" I question in a quiet voice. "Just as friends, you know?" I add quickly.
"Sure, why the hell not?" As soon as he says that, he heads over to me and sits down heavily on the couch beside me. He then puts one of his arms around me, and I squeak the tiniest bit. I don't notice it right away, but he smirks and lets his wrist go limp, making it fall flat right above my chest.
I feel the blood rush to my face and I stand up so fast it's almost a jump up. "DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? Because I do!" My voice shakes and half of what I said was way too loud. Shit.
"Nah, Harls, I'm good." He still has that stupid smirk plastered on his face.
I take a deep breath to calm down and sit beside him once more. I stay silent.
He scoots closer to me. When he does, I see the blush appear on his face. I turn to him, about to say something... but before I do, he murmurs, "I gotta go Harley. I'll catch you later." He kisses my cheek before casually getting up and heading to the door. He waves goodbye and leaves the appartment, leaving me ridiculously elated and slightly embarassed.
He... kissed me. He kissed me!
