Take a hint!

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The creepypasta went to a bar to have a little relaxation time since they had no missions that day. While the others stayed in the main area, Jill and Jane went to a different part of the bar to watch people sing karaoke since there was nothing better to do. While over there two guys that looked like jerks came up to them and started flirting with them. One of the guys tried to rap his arm around Jill's waist while the other tried kissing Jane. They kept pestering and touching them asking if they'd like a drink or if they wanted to leave with them. Nevertheless they said no every time and we're quickly getting annoyed with the boys advances on them.  The man that ran the karaoke area saw that Jill and Jane where getting annoyed and -seeing as they were regular customers there at the bar- picked up two microphones and walked over to the girls.

Karaoke guy: Hello, ladies. Would you like to have a swing at the stage?

Jill and Jane looked at eachother and nodded. They went up to where the music station was and pointed at the song they wanted. The man smirked before playing the song. Jill and Jane got the microphones and got ready as the song started up.

(You could imagine them doing whatever you want)

*crowd and the guys start clapping to the beat of the song*

Jane: Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like? I can always see em coming from the left or from the right

Jill: I don't wanna be a priss I'm just just trying to be polite but it always seems to bite me in the-

Both: ask me for my number. Yeah, you put me on the spot. You think that we should hook up but I think that we should not

Jane: you had me at 'hello' then you opened up your mouth.

Jill: And that is when it started going south! Oh!

Both: Get your hands off my hips fore I'll punch you in the lips stop your staring at my- Hey!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

No, you can't buy me a drink. Let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

T - take a hint!
Take a hint!

Jane: I guess you still don't get it so let's take it from the top

Jill: you asked me what my sign is and I told you it was stop!

Jane: And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

Both: you'd be here and I'd be on a yacht, oh! Get your hands off my hips fore I'll punch you in the lips! Stop your staring at my- Hey!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

No, you can't buy me a drink! Let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

T - take a hint!
Take a hint!

What about 'no' don't you get? So go and tell your friends I'm not really interested. It's about time that your leavin' I'm gonna count to three and open my eyes and you'll be gone!

Jill: one

Jane: get your hands off my-

Jill: two

Jane: or I'll punch you in the-

Jill: three

Jane: stop your staring at my-

Jill: Hey!

Both: take a hint!
Take a hint!

I am not your missing link! Let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

Ohhhh . . .

Get your hands off my hips fore I'll punch you in the lips! Stop your staring at my- Hey!

Take a hint!
Take a hint!

T - take a hint!
Take a hint!

La, la, la, la, la, la

When the song finished everyone got up and started clapping. The two of them smirked at eachother as the two guys from before walked out looking angered and emberrased. As they made their way back to their seats the karaoke guy gave them a thumbs up wich they returned giving him thankful smiles as they went to enjoy what was left of the night.

(Sorry if you don't like the song :3)

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 08, 2015 ⏰

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