Being the impossible in the impossible (ANIME FANFIC)

Chapter 5: Zabuza.Haku Mission!

CHAPTER FIVE

The Zabuza and Haku Mission PT1

I woke up, grabbed sweats, a tank top and undergarments. 

I went into the bathroom and took a shower.

"sage! half an hour!" kakashi said through the door, You opened it and walked out with a towel around your body, You heard a thump, I turned around and saw Kakashi passed out on the ground with a nosebleed. 

I sighed and changed into my clothes in 10 seconds with my impossible speed.

I woke up Kakashi and we went to our Cat mission. 

HOKAGE OFFICE..

We walked into the office with Sakura holding the Cat, Tora.

The Hokage saw us and nodded checking off a checklist. 

I walked up to the Hokage and sat on his desk Like I always do

"Hello Hokage" I said with a closed eye smile. He smiled back

"Hello Sage-sama" He replied, I groaned out loud.

"Dont even start with that, Just call me Sage"I said smiling. He nodded with a smile.

Then he started with talking about Missions, Naruto cuts in yelling he wants a Real mission, then the Hokage starts explaining Mission and Ninja Ranks. While the rest of the team is listening to Naruto talk about Ramen.

"SILENCE!" Shouted the Hokage, I snickered. Sasuke rolled his eyes at me when he saw me on the Hokage desk happily eating away.

"GAH! YOU ALWAYS LECTURE ME LIKE YOU MY GRANDFATHER OR SOMETHING! But im not the little brat the used to pull pranks all the time, Im a ninja now! And I want a Ninja Mission!" Naruto yells, pouting.

"hmm.. Im gonna hear about this later" Sighed Kakashi.

Then the Hokage chuckled while Iruka smiled. I grinned. That sounded so stupid but wise at the same time.

"Naruto wants us to know that hes not a brat anymore, But a Former Brat.. So be it!" Said the Hokage, Everyone looked shocked except me and Kakashi.

Then they started talking about being a Bodyguard for a client. We are so close to the Zabuza and Haku mission.

Tazuna walked in with a bottle of sake, I sighed and stood by my team. It seems no one noticed me move..at all. v.v

"What the? a bunch of little snot nosed kids?" Said Tazuna, I narrowed my eyes.

He started chugging his Sake.

"And you, The little one, with the idiotic look on your face, do you really expect me to believe your a ninja?" He asked

"hahahha! Whos the one with the idiotic l-.. Huh?" Said Naruto, I facepalmed.  

"And you, The girl with the black hair, You look like you cant even hurt a fly! You look like the weakest out of the group!" He yelled pointing at me, My eye twitched. I dont mind people calling me bitch or whore.. But the WEAKEST?! The room started shaking from the tiny Chakra I was letting out.

WHAT DID HE SAY?! Yelled the tailed beast, ying yang and Akuma.

"What did you say?" I asked in my famous deadly calm voice. His eyes widened.

"N-n-nothing" Tazuna stuttered nervously. I nodded and everything went peaceful again.

Then he started blabbering away of him being a master bridgebuilder.. and shit. o-o