Hello! Nat here! This is the conversation that went on between Kat and I when we where talking about why I don't gain weight. Hope you find it vaugely comical!
~Nat~
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Kat: I wish I was going to Mexican Gardens with you!
Nat: I know! It's going to be no fun without you. Plus Mexican food makes me gassy.
Kat: *laughs* All mexican food does to me is go to my waist. Hey, do you know why your so skinny all the time? I mean, you eat like an Ogre.
Nat: *thinking* Well, see, being this awesome requires my body to consume twice as many calories as a normal person twice as fast. 'Scientific doctors' say its good motabolism, but really, It's a condition called awesonomia. It requires me to eat at least 4,000 calories a day, like Maximmum Ride. Cool, huh?
Kat: That. Was. The. Best. Story. Ever.
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Ok, this might not be exactly how it went down, but this is how it happened in my head. Hope you enjoyed!
~Nat~
