"(/n)...(/n)...(y/n)...(Y/N)!!".
I could hear someone say my name but payed no mind to it. After the voice shouted my name I snapped back to reality.
"Son of a cheeze-its dude, no need to yell!" I shout back.
"(Y/n), lass you need to look where you're going. You almost walked into the cars." says my Scottish friend, Allistor. "If I didn't yell lass you would have been ran over."
I looked in front of me and saw several cars speeding by. "Bloody back flipping sponges, I could have been killed. Thanks Allistor." I say, looking back to Allistor. "You're welcome and you have some of the weirdest things to say as swears." he says. "Well, why wouldn't I? You've been my internet friend for 2 years and now my human friend for 3 years. So shouldn't you know this already?" I say looking at him like he was stupid.
"Yes, I should know this already and you wouldn't say those types of swears if you where normal. Anyways, what were you thinking of lass?" Allistor answers me but then, asks me a question. Don't get me wrong I love to talk but, lately I've been daydreaming about Allistor and was hoping no one would notice but, it looks like he noticed. I very much doubt he likes me back at all. I mean look at him! He's got that slightly ruffled red hair, those green ass eyes, he's somehow taller than me, hot, he has damn abs, whatever he wears looks amazballs on him, he's hot, and, did I mention that he's hot?
"(Y/n), (y/n)? Helloooo. You in there lass? And could you stop staring at me?"
"...Huh, what did I miss?"
"Lassie, you need to stop going to lala land. What happened to you over the year?"
"What are you talking about Allistor? I'm not going to lala land and nothing happened to me."
"Riiiiight, you're definitely paying attention to where you're going and definitely didn't almost get ran over." He says sarcastically.
"Shut up and what were we doing again?"
"We're going to the karaoke bar that I told you about."
"Oh yeah, well let's get going Allistor!" I say enthusiastically.
"Okay lass, let's go."
[Time skip to the bar or whatever]
We got to the bar in about 5 minutes it was surprisingly a pretty cool looking place.
"Holy microwave babies! Allistor, this place looks so cool!" He chuckled at my comment.
"(Y/n), you know what could make this place 20% cooler?""And what is that?" I ask like a cool motherf*cker.
"You singing a song (Y/n)." He said trying to be a cool motherf*cker. (Wtf is wrong with me)
"You know I don't like to do certain things in public! And stop trying to act like a cool piece of shit!" He smirks "Lass, please do this for me. I like when you sing." I blush at his comment. "Fine but only this one time." I say crossing my arms and pouting.
"Alright-a bastardos, who wants to-a come up and sing?" The dj says from his stereo system. (idk what they're called and i have no idea why I made Romano the dj) It seemed like no one was going to volunteer so I yelled, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!" (Refrences everywhere) "Al'ight, looks like we got someone! Come on down ragazza! (Why am I trying to refrence the price is right)
I had to squeeze through some of the people but, I made it. "What song would you like to sing and is there someone you want to dedicate it to?" He asks. I whisper in his ear the song and the person. "Good choice ragazza. Alright let's get this music ready." He says giving me a microphone.The music started.
So I got my boots on
Got the right amount of leather
And I'm doing me up with a black color liner
And I'm working my strut but I know it don't matter
All we need in this world is some love
There's a thin line between the dark side and the light side baby tonight
It's a struggle gotta rumble, tryin' to find it
But if I had you, that would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy
Yeah if I had you
You y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-you
If I had you
From New York to LA getting high rock and rolling
Get a room trash it up 'till it's ten in the morning
Girls in stripper heels, boys rolling in Maserati's
What they need in this world is some love
There's a thin line between the wild time and a flat-line baby tonight
It's a struggle gotta rumble tryin' to find it
But if I had you, that would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy
Yeah if I had you
You y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-you
If I had
The flashing of the lights
It might feel so good but I got you stuck on my mind, yeah
The flashing and the stage it might get me high
But it don't mean a thing tonight
That would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy
Yeah if I had you
You y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-you
If I had you
That would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money fame and fortune never could compete
(never could compete with you)
If I had you, life would be a party, it'd be ecstasy (it'd be ecstasy with you)
Yeah if I had you
You y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-y-you, y-y-y-y-you
If I had youWhen I was singing I was looking at Allistor the whole time and he was blushing like crazy, I was too probably. When the song ended I got off the stage and walked back to Allistor.
"Allistor, I had no way of putting how much I love you in words so I decided to sing that song." I say shyly looking at him."Why are you being so shy lass? I love you too."
"Y-you do?!"I ask surprised. "Why wouldn't I lass? You're perfect in my eyes." He says then kissed me until we had to part for air. "I love you too Alli!"
The End
(This was terrible I made this cause a friend asked me to btw)
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