1001 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF BIG-W

Chapter 3

81. Jump on the beds on the bed displays.

82. get a group of friends and sleep on the beds.

83. Rip out of the ending of the book and screem i hate endings of books their so depressing.

84. dress up as barbie in the change rooms and keep saying to the change room person have you seen ken!!!

85. JUMP on other peoples feet.

86. pretend your blind and start kicking people, and pushing stuff over.

86. pretend you work at a shop and make stuff really cheap.

87. Walk into a shop and shout this place sucks

88. bring a happy meal to big W and go to the service desk and say their wasnt enough happy.

89. Put expensive stuff in really cheap sections

90. Set up a concert with stuffed toys and start sing "Come on Barbie lets go party".

91. Make a cubby house in the trampolenes and declair its your fort.

92.Set a road block at the entrance and ask for peoples passports.

93. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool.

94. Go up to employee's and ask them questions like "Why do you wear tag names can't you remember your own names?

95. get around 10 friends and start dancing in a line and get people to join.

96. When no one is watching switch the ladies and mens signs to the change rooms.

97.Take a tent out of the box set it up, take lollies from the lolly section put wet floor signs around the tent. Gather all the lollies when employee's come and say "MY PRECIOUS"!!!

98. Put the biggest size undies and bras in people's trollies.

99. Jump in peoples trollies and start singing i'm SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!

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100. Wear really old clothes and start running around hugging people saying "IT REALLY WORKED I'M ALIVE, THE TIME MACHINE REALLY WORKED"!!!

101. GET free stickers and put them on the most expensive stuff like flat scree tv's

102. Put turn around on two walls and see how many times they turn before they figure it out.

103. Put on huge undies and run around the store srcreeming captin undipants will save the day.

104. Get a pile of friends girls and boys, get them to wear their best clothes and hold a reaping for the 76th Hunger Games.

105. Tell people in the store you can see their future and it's not looking good.

106. Leave CRYPTICAL messages on computers.

107.Run around the store on all fours screaming "PRECIOUUSSSS I MUST FIND THE PRECIOOUUSS!".

108. Put a leash on your friend and walk her/him around the store make them act like a excited puppy!!!

109. Wear all black humming the mission impossible theme tune, dart around the store suspicously. if you friend yell at them "GO TO SECTOR THERE THIS IS ALL RELYING ON YOU!"

110. walk up to an emploee and tell them there is a code three in warehouses and see what happenes/

111. Get two bottles of fizzy drink smash them on the floor and lye down on top of it like your dead.

112. Give someone an evil look and then hiss at them like a snake, run after them like your going to bite them.

113. Kick someones legs and then say "I like to move it move it", or "Lets get physical".

114. Bring your Dog into Big W, if anyone comes up to you say "He/She is helping me pick His/her favourite dog food.

115. Crawl around the floor on all fours and act like a dog, when someone stairs at you run after them on all fours barking like a dog.

116. Start singing annoying songs in front on video camera's like your auditioning for Australia's got talent.

117. GO up to a worker and ask them if the can give you $134 if they say no start crying on the floor, if someone looks at you say the employee threatened to kill you.

118. Piggy back someone and wear really big clothes so you look like a huge person, kick a secrity guard and attempt to run.

119. Start throwing fizzy drink at people.

120. SHAKE fizzy all fizzy drinks open them so they will explode and put a mentos inside them.

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