1001 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF BIG-W

Chapter 2

41. Announce that there is no toilet paper in the change rooms. (Watch peoples reactions).

42. Tape a walkie-talkie at the back of a barbie doll, when people walk past say "I know where you live"!

43. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2year old did it and say "She's horrible at giving makeovers"! and point to a random woman.

44. Push shelves over and scream "Earthquake"!

45. Start yelling at the stuff animals when the people are around.

46. Look at old people with wide eyes and say "I see dead people"!

47. Bring a chocolate bar into the change rooms, put chocolate all over your hand and put your hand under the change room into the the other and ask the person in that change room for toilet paper.

48. When the intercom comes on start crying in tears of joy "God has spoken"!

49. Watch a blank TV when someone askes you what your doing say "shh shh i'm watching my favourite tv show"!

50. Put a squirt gun into Elmo's hand and scream "elmo's has a gun"!

51. Scream "YOU SCREAM, I SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM"!!!

(Done with Cassie321, loulou01234, hyperchick6)!

52. Throw everything off the shelves and have a tantrum.

53. Go around singing "Lalalalalala sing a happy song Lalalalalala this is so wrong", while bumping people.

54. Beg for mercy to a worker.

55. Report a hard worker to the boss, and say there just working now cause i said "I was going to tell the boss".

56. When two people are talking stand in the middle and scream "LALALALALALA"!

57. On the loud speaker make squeaky noises that kill your ears.

58. Go up to two people that are not getting along and sing the  marrage song.

59. Have battles between coustomers who can fit the most undies on at the same time.

60. Say "the worlds going to end" and start screaming crying etc...

61. Smash people in the head with your dirty socks.

62. Give people wedgies.

63. Swap trollies around.

64. Wear a batman costume and run around screaming "Come Robin! To The Batmobile".

65. Draw on worker shirts.

66. Draw on Big-w signs that they sell things for more.

67. Hide in the clothes circle jump out and steel things from them.

68. through lollies in peoples trolleys.

69. Shake soft drink and give them away for free!!!

70. Pretend your hallucinating!

71.  Set up a choir of singing hamsters and act like their conductor.

72. Make up nonsense products and say "Do you have any ... here"?

73. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool.

74. Throw a rubber snake at a lady watch her freak out!

75. When a worker comes a couple of meters away from you start screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME"!!!

76. Glare at anyone that come a couple of meters away from you and hiss like a snake.

77. Go in front of someone and say "I like to move it or chicken legs".

78. Go to the music aisle and sing terrible karaoke.

79. Bang the pots and pans in the cooking asile.

80. Burp and say mmmm tasty!