Crazy mornings

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Hay my name is jema i live in swansen town one of the smallest towns i have heard of every one knew everyone  well that is what i thought. I live with my dad and mom but i barely see my mom because she sleeps while i'm gone and leaves when i come back so my dad is my mom too. In the morning i wake up at 5:30 just to go to my school i get dressed go wash my face and brush my teeth but while i'm am doing that i smell something burning so i went to go look and there was burning bacon in the oven so i grab a towel and pull them out and set them in the sink and i'm thinking where the hell is my dad  "DAD"  "DAD" DADDY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU" and then i hear him snoring but i did not know where it was coming from so i follow it and it leads me to the bathroom i open the door and my dad is sleep on the toilet "DAD WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPP". As i wake scare him up and pushes on more fart out and i started cracking up until i smelled the fart that was when i left the family meeting in the bathroom. As my dad walks in the kichen his mouth drops to the floor "I am so sorry Jema i just had to go pee and next thing i knew  i was sleep"  "It is fine dad ill just grab a apple on my way out got to go bye daddy" "Bye honey bun".  And i was off to school. 


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