MAH BOOK OF RANDOM EPICNESS!!!

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CAN U HANDLE DA INSANITY? WHY AIN'T I IN THE LOONY BIN YET, YOU ASK? I HAVE NO IDEA. GET READY FOR THE WEIRDEST, STRANGEST, RANDOMEST (YEA IT'S A WORD ME CHECKED SOME ONLINE DICTIONARY) BOOK EVA!

DISCLAIMER: INSANITY CAN BE CONTAGIOUS. DO NOT READ THE BOOK IF YOU ARE PRONE TO SEVERE SANITY, HATE CAPS LOCK, OR ARE PART OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE. DO NOT READ WHILE DRIVING OR OPERATING MACHINERY. SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE EPICNESS, HEADACHES (FROM SO MUCH INSANITY), AND THE SUDDEN URGE TO CALL UP THE GUYS IN WHITE.

TURN DA PAGE! GO ON! U KNOW YA WANNA!

HAS ANYONE SEEN MAH TACO-EATIN' UNICORN!?

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