A Cliché Love Story || Destiel Highschool AU

The Wrong Novak

(Dean POV)

Flowers?

Check.

Chocolate?

Check.

Pick up line ready?

Nope.

How do you pick up a heavenly being? Cheesy pick up lines? Definitely not. She'd for sure just laugh and walk away. Stop it Dean. You're over thinking this. Just be honest.

I look around the pavilion for Ami and Cas through all the scared freshman. Three of them, all girls with flat ironed blonde hair come up to me, giggling and blushing.

"H-hi. My name's Julie."

"Okay." I deadpan, refusing to crack the slightest smile or grin.

"Oh my god he talked to me!" She screeches to the other girls. They all screech and I walk away as fast as possible. I finally spot Ami hiding behind a bush, eating a sandwich. What the fuck? I see a group of freshman boys who look really pissed off.

"WHO TOOK MY FREAKING SANDWICH?YOURE SUCH A JERK!" He yells, his voice cracking with every word. Ami snaps her fingers and he starts freaking out. One of his friends points at him and laughs.

"DUDE YOU JUST PEED IN YOUR PANTS!"

"NO I DIDN'T!" He screams. Ami stands up from behind the bush, still holding the sandwich.

"Yo, pisspants. Next time you touch me I'll cut your dick off. Here's your sandwich." She throws it at him and it hits him square in the face.

"AUGH YOURE SO MEAN! I FREAKING HATE YOU!"

"You're not the first, kiddo." She walks away and starts heading towards me. "Hey Deano. I swear if another freshman touches my ass I'm going to blow them to smithereens."

"I don't think blowing up fourteen year olds is going to look good on your college application." I say jokingly. Ami snorts.

"College smollege. Want me to go get Cassie? He'll love the flowers." She smiles.

"H-how did you know-"

"I read your mind earlier. All I heard was Novak and flowers. Also, you seem really nervous. Don't be. He'll say yes in a heartbeat."

"N-no. I-I'm...they're not for Cas. I got them for you. I have chocolate too. Also, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me sometime." She freezes up, every muscle tenses and she backs up.

"Dude, you can't be serious." I saw this in a movie once, it'll definitely work. I quickly lean in and kiss her. She shoves me away before slapping me across the face. "DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!" She shouts before running away.

"Ami? Ami I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that!" I shout to her. She trips and hits the ground before scrambling to her feet and stomping away. God, I fucked up bad.

Suddenly, a pair of arms wrap around my neck and a head appears next to me.

"Hello, Dean. You gonna give those to Ami?" Cas asks. I look at him and nearly gasp.

"Whoa, what's with the piercings? I mean, thy look cool but when did that happen?"

"Last night. I was bored. Anyways, you got any cheesy pick up lines planned?" He lets go of me and walks in front on me. He has on a My Chemical Romance shirt, black skinny jeans, a leather jacket with silver studs and spikes, and finally, a black beanie. His blue and black fringe is hanging out the front, almost covering his eyes. The sides of his head are shaved shorter as well.