**Note: My friend James thought it was incredibly unfair that I was only posting conversations that didn't showcase how me and Greg acted. So he told me to post what happened at lunch the other day. At first I wasn't going to, but then James bet me that one person would agree that we should be together. And I truly enjoy gambling.
Kay: Hey Greg, I have something for you *holds sheet of paper out for Greg*
Greg: *takes paper* It's a giraffe wearing glasses?
Kay: No it's a portrait of you!
Greg: You know giraffes used to be my favorite animal, and then you ruined it.
Kay: Come on Greg!
James: How has she ruined giraffes?
Greg: We were doing a project together last year that involved drawing a person, and while she was getting more supplies I fixed the person-
Kay: You weren't supposed to fix anything! I was the drawer person you were supposed to write things on sticky notes!
Greg: I fixed it by Making the neck longer, and she said that just because I had an naturally long neck like a giraffe didn't mean I could mess with her art.
Kay: So I make a lot of giraffe jokes.
Greg: None of them are ever very good.
Kay: Dude!
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My Thoughts and Conversations
HumorMy thoughts, conversations and daily interactions I think people should read. (Names have been change for all intent and purposes)
