*Fade in on Clara and me still volunteering, but right now we are talking about an "ex" in my life"
Me: Allen said he was going to be here today
Clara: If I see him I'll stab him the eye with these scissors
Me: Ok give me those(grabs scissors). And don't do that
Clara: He called you a whore!
Me: (in whisper) We are in the children's section!
Clara: They'll all learn the word someday! He is not allowed to call you a whore! Only I'm allowed to call my friends whores!
Me: Wait! Why am I considered a whore?!
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HumorMy thoughts, conversations and daily interactions I think people should read. (Names have been change for all intent and purposes)
