Imiyah was sitting on her bed waiting for Kalin to take her on a date for their 10th month-aversary. Imiyah was getting worried because, she had been waiting for Kalin for two hours. She was about ready to chop his small ass dick off if he kept her waiting any longer. But Imiyah could really care less if he showed up or not. She had lots of other guys who would actually show up on time for their 10th month-aversary kaLIN YOU FUCKING HEAR THIS. Well, Kalin didn't really give a fuck either he was too busy fucking Myles. Kalin had been really into Myles for years but really didn't want to tell him beCAUSE NO HOMO. But, Myles never really had a problem with that. He knew how Kalin felt when he was around him. And Myles fucking loved it, he loved how he could get him so uncomfortable. Myles teased Kalin a lot. And one day Kalin had decided that he has had enough of Myles' seemingly endless teasing. And, well, he had butt-sex with him and forgot all about poor Imiyah.
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Ah, yes back to Imiyah, Imiyah wasn't being completely loyal to their relationship either. Imiyah always had this thing for this guy, his name was Niall. And oh my god she'd leave Kalin in a minute if he wanted to date her. Which Imiyah thought was really unlikely. Just then the door bell rang and fucking speaking of the devil. There he was as dorky as ever, the one and only Niall fucking Horan everyone. "Ummm......Sorry but, what the fuck are you doing here?" yes, she was going to be a bitch. Because there was no way Niall Horan was going to know that she'd cheat on her boyfriend for his sorry golf playing ass. "Sorry..but I was wondering if you wanted to go do something?" he said awkwardly his icy blue eyes looking at the floor. Because, oh my god he'd totally cheat on his boyfriend for her. Imiyah smiled and said "yes, I'll go out with you." She grabbed his hand and ran out of the house. Niall drove her to a park. They got out of the car and Niall took a picnic basket out of the trunk. "How did you know I was going to say yes?" Imiyah asked, taking the blanket out of the trunk. "dunno, you just kinda stare at me whenever you see me," he said smiling, trying to find somewhere to sit that wasn't covered in goose poop. "Even when you're with your boyfriend you stare at me." He said finally finding a clean spot. Imiyah blushed "well, you have a boyfriend too why are you on a date with me?" she asked smirking, "well, it's kinda complicated," She nodded urging him to go on. "Harry, he really likes Louis, so I broke up with him," He sighed and continued "They're kinda dating now, I also broke up with him cause I kinda like you a lot" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harry, was lying in bed with the naked body of Louis Tomlinson lyING NEXT TO HIm he wanted to scream. He loved Louis Tomlinson ever since he was his partner in chemistry class in high school. At first Harry tried everything to get out of being Louis' partner, Harry would rather die than be his partner. Louis as always wasn't paying attention and neither was Harry. He was too busy starring at the Blue eyed boy next to him, so Louis did what he did best improvise. He poured everything into the beaker. It blew up of course, Harry screamed and Louis laughed so hard he nearly pissed himself. Harry still had the scar on his forehead from one of the glass shards. Him and Louis both ended up getting stitches, Louis still hasn't stopped apologizing. Louis stirred in his sleep and mumbled 'I love you' to Harry, Harry almost melted.
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Ok so I really just made almost everyone gay. I'm sorry Imiyah, I mean I tried right. I hope it made you laugh or maybe it made you uncomfortable? @ImiyahParrish
