Okay so I was like all emo and in my house and then I got bored so I walked outside and then I like saw these trees so I walked to them because like, who wants to be emo in the sun. Thats when I saw this like awesome guy who was like amazingly good looking, but then when he touched me he got this weird O face and I was kinda skeered so I was like "sup" and he was like "nuttin" and I was like "Oh I'm just a sad emo girl" and he was like "I'm hot WADUP" and I was like "I' have boobs" and he was like "I'm all yours baby." and I was like Oh Me Gee!
Then he turned into this werewolf, and I was like OMG. Not because he was a werewolf, everyone knew that already, but because he sparkled and I couldn't be with a sparkley werewolf. So I told him that and walked away but I was sad but I'm used to being sad because duh I'm emo. So I went to write some really bad poetry about it and I thought about killing myself but didn't because I was too skeered.
Then he came back and was all like "I gotta be with you." and I was like "You just want to be with me because I have boobs and money." and he was like "duh LOLZ" and I was like "oh okay then" and then he was like "Lets go do it." and I was like "But you sparkle." And he was like "No that is the glitter from the strip club I just left." And I was like "Well then I guess its okay."
so we were going to do it, but my pants were too tight to get off so we couldn't and he was like "But you're my mate" and I was like "well then I have to don't I?." and he was like "yep" So I got some crisco and we got the pants off and then we did it. (I mean sex by the way)
Then he left me :( and I'm back to being a sad emo girl. What a jerk.
