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Chapter 1- The Assembly

Hawaiiani PoV: cashynss
Uggggh. I can't stand this "talk" any more. We've been standing here for ages, and the only thing that has happened is that Principal Pizza has been talking his head off about "First day of School," Rules, friendliness.. I can't take much more of it! I look around. The teachers don't seem to be looking. I glance at the Principal. He is. I should have known. He has a really keen eye. Even though he blabs on and on for ages, his sight is like a hawk! UGH...How will I get out of here??
--------------One Eternity Later-----------
(P.S: Hope you get the SpongeBob reference!!) :D
As I'm about to doze off, I hear the principal : "How about you, Johnny?" I look up. He is bending down, giving the microphone to Johnny. This is my chance! It's either now or never. I can't even bother to check Whether or not the teachers are looking. I bolt out of there! I Rush out of the assembly hall, slamming the door behind me. Whoops! I think everyone heard that. I check to see if they have. Nope..Hah! I really am stealthy! I check the time. 9:34! And school started at 8:30! "Gee whiz, how long does This "principal" need to keep talking?" I mutter to myself. As I finish my sentence, I hear a cough. I turn around. There is another Pizza there! Hmm...too short to be a teacher..a student, I'm guessing? The Pizza comes closer to me. I gulp. I'm in trouble. But as they come closer, I start to calm down. As they stand right before me, I can't help but burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" I hear them say. I look down at them, and start laughing again. Once I calm down, they glares at me, like they have realised. "Look, I may be extremely short, but I've tried everything!" They wail. I stop laughing. "Okay..." I say, trying to look down at them while not laughing. "Follow me." The pizza sighs. After a while, we reach a small area. I sit down. "The name's Uni." She says, extending her hand. I shake it back, awkwardly. Why the formality? I realise she wants me to introduce myself back. "Oh, uh..I'm hawaiiani." I reply. "Why aren't you in assembly..?" Uni asks me, suspiciously. "Well, I think assembly's boring! Principal Pizza drags on and on for hours and hours!" I complain. She studies me, as if she is going to tell me off and bring me back to assembly, but instead, she holds up her hand. "High five! I absolutely HATE assembly! Well, the opening one anyway.." I high five her back. "What do you mean, opening one?" I ask. "Well, usual assembly's are, like, 10 minutes. But on the first day of school, it's an hour and a half!" As we complain about school and assembly's, we find ourselves surrounded by teachers leading students into classes. We duck under tables, managing for them to not see us. As soon as they have all gone, we stand back up. "Yes! We're safe!" Uni Exclaims. But just when we think we are, we look up to see Principal Pizza, staring down at both of us. I stand up. "You two missed assembly!" He growls. "Sorry, it won't happen again!" Uni says, defending herself. I try walking back to class, hoping he won't notice. I mean, his attention is on Uni. But, as I reach the door, I hear a roar: "DETENTION!!!!" Uh oh.