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What a Mess!

UNI:
As I go into the next room, it looks like a food court or something. I see Tables and Chairs everywhere, and plates, too. As I walk past the room, scanning it, I see a plate with two pizzas on it! I freeze in my tracks. Then I turn around and stare at the pizzas. I tap Cheesy on the shoulder. Are the pizzas here... Cannibals?!" I ask, horrified. She looks at the two pizzas and shakes her head. "Nope. We don't eat Pizza, of course not! These two probably fell asleep on top of each other or something." She says, going over to them and poking them. One of them wakes up, groggily waving at Cheesy. "Hey..." They say. "Who is it?" Hawaiiani asks. "A POTATO FAIRY!" Meatlovie says, pushing us out of the way. Then, to her disappointment she sees the two Pizzas. "Oh." She says, going back. "Um, sorry for not introducing myself. I'm Saucy. And this over here..." She says, shoving the other Pizza roughly "...is TOMARTINI! WAKE UP!" She yells, startling him. He sits up. "What? Did I fall asleep again?" He asks. "I think so. I mean duh. OBVIOUSLY!" Hawaiiani says. "You two better get back to class!" Cheesy says. "What about them?" Saucy says, pointing to us. "They're on a tour, dummy!" Tomartini says, pushing her. "Oh. Well I didn't know that ." Saucy says, stepping on his shoe. He pinches her. Hard. She winces a little, then comes over to us. "I will show you this room! This is the -" "-CAFETERIA!" Tomartini says, interupting her, then shoving her over to a table. "Excuse me! You wanna go?" Saucy says, getting back up. "GUYS! Break it up! I'm giving the tour. Now get to class, both of you, or I'll tell on the teacher!" She says. "Okay. Teacher's pet..." Tomartini grumbles. After Cheesy explains that this room is the "Cafeteria", she then leaves. As soon as she's out of sight, Saucy grabs the nearest piece of food and throws it at Tomartini. He does it back. Then, they start a food fight. "Let's get out of here..." I say, escorting Hawaiiani and Meatlovie out of the room. "Before things get out of hand." As we get out into the hallway, Cheesy's waiting for us again. "There you guys are! Keep up, PLEASE !" She says, then turns around as if she didn't just yell at us really loudly for no big reason. "Geez." Hawaiiani mutters. I nod, then ask Cheesy a question. "Are Pizzas usually like that?"
"Like what?"
"You know. Like they want to kill each other." I say.
"Nah, everyone's friendly here. And those two? They definetely don't hate each other. It's almost like...a friendship with a lot of rough ends." She says. "Or love?" Meatlovie asks. "Uh..yeah." Cheesy nods. She seems...in a rush. In fact, the whole time, Cheesy was acting pretty strange. I wonder what's up with her...