Santa spodded

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i juest spoted santa in narnia. i scremed his name an santa stopped for me

i tooted on britbrit and lafed

santa toeld me i wuz being a goode manwhyale and gave me ma taco supreme from his big bag

but den i gut mad becauz i always have taco supremes. so i chuked it at santa cryieng 

"you r a bad manwhale you shuld be ashamed u are juest as bad as peeta mellark. he deednt get his eazy bake oven." santa scoleded

i cried sum more and hugged brit brit as santa and ruldopkh flew away

at lest i have britbritthekitkit

and u guyz 

LUV YA PALS EVEEN THOUGH SANTA DONT LIKE ME ANEMORE

but im steel funny

burp. nose farts.


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