Player: Dumbpasta

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Well, after that shit-filled shenanigan, I could finally get back to my EXTREME MINING ADVENTURE IN HELL! (hell! hell! hell!)

Anyways, I walked into the lovely fort I built without any help, (Miner, I'm talking to you) and got geared up with my sick-ass armour. I equipped my sick-ass sword, The Sicknasty, and got to work. I marched out the door and... backflipped into... the place to do... the thing... Screw it. I strolled out the door with caution because it's the fucking Nether. 

I ran inside my private Nether-tunnel. I was planning to show Miner on account of his constant denial of it's importance to his survival, so I decided to do some "spring cleaning."

I reached the end of the tunnel and looked around. The entire room had been destroyed. Gone. The only thing still intact was my Obsidian Super-Computer. I quickly began to access the security camera footage. 

Static.

"Alright!" I yelled, "Where are y' assholes!" 

No one answered.

"Notchdamnit...."


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