1. Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium Batman! (na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Batman)
2. "Want some sodium?" "Na" "Want some potassium?" "k"
3. Lead once decided to start a rock band. It was heavy metal!
4. Igneous rocks!
5. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know it won't get a reaction!
6. I'm trying with these science puns, but all the good ones argon.
7. Never trust atoms they make up everything.
8. Two tectonic plates bump into each other, one says "It's not my fault!"
9. Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was in vein.
10. Just stop making puns, this book is so boron!
