1. What is the most emotional cake? A wedding cake, they are always in tiers!
2. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
3. I was wondering why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me.
4. Becoming vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
5. My plan was to make a soccer pun. I think I achieved my "goal".
6. Are these puns cheesy? You feta believe it!
7. "Hey, Ernie, want some dessert?" "Sherbert!"
8. What US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda!
9. Rick Astley will let you borrow his Pixar movie collection, except one.... he's never gonna give you Up!
10. What do you mean koalas aren't bears? They have all the koalifications!
11. "Man, that camping trip was in tents!"
12. Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. What did he say? Neil before me!
13. What did the buffalo say when his son went to school for the first time? "Bison!"
14. I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
15. What's that? You hate these stupid puns? My Apollo-gees.
DO YOU HAVE A PUN? Tell us in the comments!
