~CHAPTER 1: Critically Funny ~

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"Ssshhhhh.. Be quiet." I whispered to the guys as they followed me inside Dylan's room.

"What are you doing?" Blake asked in confusion.

"Watch me." I said smirking devilishly. I walked even closer towards Dylan's bed and started to shook it back and forth. I took a glance to the guys to see confusion written all over their face.Well except for Ash whom I assume already knows my plan. He was smirking at me and raised an eyebrow . I shot him a nod.

A few seconds past still rocking his bed, Dylan hasn't move yet. 'Hmmm, let see.' I thought to myself as I rock it even harder.

"Oh crud!! Earthquake!! Earthquake!!" He shouted laying flat on the bed panicking. The guys and well, me started to laugh our ass's off.

"Shit. It's not funny!" Dylan protested as he caught us laughing there in his room. We laughed even more.

"T-that w-was one f-fucking genius, Kirby!" Jeremy said between laughs. I looked up to see Dylan glaring at me. "So it's you then, bitch!" He stood up and caught me in his arms, placing me on his shoulder.

"Let me go you, dweeb!" I demanded hitting his back with my hand. I heard him chuckle evily as he makes his way to the backyard where the pool was.

"Oh don't you dare. I swear t-.." Before I could finish, I was thrown into the pool. I didn't swam up yet, not this time. I manage to hold my breath long enough for them to notice me not swimming up.

"Hey Kirby you alright?" I heard Blake ask me from then on. But I didn't bother until Jeremy shouted, "Dude, what did you do?! She hasn't risen up yet!" Assuming he was talking to Dylan.

"I-I just threw her into the p-pool." Dylan said nervously. I chuckled under my breath still not breathing. Man would you hurry up! I can't hold that much any longer. Before I could look back to them, still in the water, I felt someone wrapped an arm around my waist and bringing me up. I closed my eyes shut, just to go with the flow until I was laid on the ground.

"Dylan gave her mouth-to-mouth now!" Jeremy demanded.

"Why me?!" Dylan whined. I could still feel nervousness erupted his voice. Seconds later he muttered, "Fine." I think they just gave him a death glare for him to agree. Anyways, I was still laying on the ground until then I could feel someone's face moved closer to mine and by that time,

"Woah!...Woah!... Stop right there!." Now I stood up in a siting position. Glaring at Dylan he's face turned into relief but the same time shocked. "I-I was g-giving you a-" I cut him off mid sentence and said to him, "Wait, Are you trying to kiss me?!?" I questioned trying my best to be serious.

"N-no!! I wouldn't..... ...I-I mean if you want me to." He blushed rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. WOW! Im not just the best actress in this world but the best to make a guy blush,too. He was now staring to the ground. I looked around to see the guys plastered with worry. In the midst of silence, I started laughing. All of them were as confused as Dylan's was.

"What the hell?" He asked. I laughed even more. "Seriously, Kirb?!" He asked in frustration. I was still laughing and couldn't find the urge to stop until all the guys were staring at me, "What?!" I shrugged. They were still staring at me, emotionless.

"Well....." I started. "Err.. Uhm.." they waited for me to answer raising an eyebrows.

"I GOT YOU GUYS!!" I exclaimed. Their face fell and as you can see it's PRICELESS! I started laughing again, can't control this time.

I was still the one who was laughing until I heard someone joined me. I look to see who it was. And it was Ash. Both of us just laughed and laughed. And Jeremy and Blake mouthed in 'aahhh' and also started laughing.

"Hey Kirb, you're one hell of a sexy, smart, hot bad ass!!" Jeremy exclaimed. "Hell I am!" I said proudly. Once we all filled our laughter we headed inside the guys went to the living room and as for me I went upstairs to get change. May I tell you that I am living with this 'bozos' downstairs.

Actually it's my house but I shared it with everyone. And also I forgot to tell you, not to boast but you need to know this is, a part of my story, I was born in a wealthy family of 'Farrell's'. My dad got a lot of business and everything and with that he hadn't got any time for us with my mom. Oh and I'm the only child I must tell.

All he could say to us, " Im very, very busy, honey, maybe next time." And the next time came it didn't even happen. Good thing my mom can understand but me, no!!.

I already forgave him though. He changed for us a long time ago. He realized that he loved his family even more than his job. And that's what I'm proud for. I love my parents.

I got inside my bedroom, went to my closet and grabbed some good clothes to wear for the day. I headed to the bathroom to shower. Once I was done, I changed into my Aeropostale shirt, my black skin tight jeans and my neon Vans. I also applied eyeliner and mascara to add highlights. When all of it was done I made my way downstairs joining the guys.

This was the Best Funny Day Ever.......

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Hey there guys! I was planning on making this long (from the start) but I guess I got writter's block or I don't have to something to add this on.. I'm sorry..... I wish the next chapter would be long enough and interesting just wait and see.... :)

Deisevenx

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