Funny Zodiac Signs {COMPLETED}

My Zodiac Friends

Heyyyyy! ^.^ I dedided to write the zodiac signs as some of my 'friends' (not really), and here you go! This is how the people are, I don't want to offend anybody. I hope you can relate ^.^

Aries: Never studies, copies Leo. Too aggressive for no reason. Bored with life. Humorous but awkward. Not as energetic as Aries are thought to be.

Taurus: Outgoing and sometimes hangs out with 'posers'. Gets easily annoyed, eats a lot but doesn't really gain weight (lucky person...).

Gemini: Good student, good person. Sometimes too emotional and fast forward. Humorous but shy. Never cries.

Cancer: When she gets mad, she stays like that forever. Getting easily excited. Wants to learn new things and hardworking. Good at maths even though not Asian. (sorry for this one ;_; i have no life nor humor)

Leo: Doesn't leave the house if she isn't fashionable enough. Gets excited easily and too humorous. Creative but gets sad easily. Sometimes annoying. Really good at homework ^.^ Lets me copy her.

Virgo: Annoying as fuck. Playful and not funny. Spoiled brat. Hates animals. (ikr!!! she's a pain in the ass)

Libra: Throws away LITERALLY anything. Sometimes too organised and strict towards others. Eats everything.

Scorpio: Hot af. (all scorpions are hot wtf) Quite smart but not so funny. Energetic, athletic and a good student. Dunno if he's horny (lol) looks like it though.

Sagittarius: Funny, funny, funny and funny. Sometimes too funny but generally funny. Oh! And a troublemaker. Yep.

Capricorn: Shy as hell. Intelligent but doesn't show it. Funny only around friends. Gets into many awkward situations.

Aquarius: Always shy and awkward around everyone. Gets excited with anything but too bored to show it. He prefers being alone.

Pisces: Never sure about what to do with his life or even what to say. Kind of stupid and thinks he is a gangster or something. Gets into stupid shit.