MY SEXY JOURNAL

HELLO EVERYONE IM GONNA BE IN CAPS AND ITS GONNA BE BOLD SO ALL OF YOU BLIND PEOPLE CAN SEE KAY? ALRIGHTY DEN LEGO!

OK SO FIRST Math SO BORING I JUST WANNA THROW MY PENCIL AT THIS DUDE NAME C.J SO FREAKING ANNOYING! WE HAD TO DO A BENCH MARK I WORKED HARD ON THIS SHIT AND I GOT AN F! UHUHUHBHHUH NO BITCH JENNIFER DOES NOT GET AN F ON THIS CRAP I WORKED ON! THEN BREAK TIME O3o A FUCKING 4 MINUTE BREAK Hmph! I just ate oranges WHICH I CHOKED ON! ok thatas it about for math c:

ENGLISH- UGH!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THIS ENGLISH TEACHER SO FAT ERRG SHE MADE ME LATE FOR P.E talk about gay -.- SHES SO ANNOYING I WANT MRS CASTRO NOT THIS FAT TEACHER WHO JUST OPENS HER EYES AT EVERYONE WITH HER VEIN POPED OUT OF HER FORHEAD UHUHUHUHUHUHUH NO BITCH JUST NO! WE HAD TO WATCH A MOVIE CALLED SUMMER MONKEY WHICH MADE NO SENCE -_- IM NOT GONNA EXPLAIN THAT SHIT TO YOU. KAY?

HISTORY- SAME THING BITCHES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

LUNCH- OK SO LUNCH OF COURSE MARIAN AND ME AND SURELLA WERE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCHES WE PARTY ALL NIGHT MHMMMM SLAPPING EACH OTHER PORN JOKES MWHAHAHAHAAHAHHALSKDJF; OK BACK TO DA TOPIC SO LLOYLD WAS COMING TO OUR TABEL SAYING HES SAD AND SHIT IM LIKE KAY DEN BAI. HE LEFT c: I ATE SOME CRAP AT SCHOOL THAT HAD A PEICE OF HAIR IN IT! IM LIEK BITCH DONT FEED ME THIS SHIT I WANT MY FUCKING NUTELLA BACK KAY!??!?!?!!!!!!?!?!? NUTELLA IS VERY SEXY DONT JUDGE.

BAND- SAME SHIT AS USUAL PLAYING "OSAMA BINDLADIN FUCKING US ALL DAY ALL NIGHT BITCHES I GOT 4 WIFESSSSSSSSSSSSS" LOLZ JK

THATS ABOUT ET FOR MY JOURNALLLL P.S THIS IS MY NEW CHRISTMAS SONG.

Ahem. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT FUCK YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME CAUSE IM TELLIN' YOU WHY! SANTA CLAUSE WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE HE'S MAKING A BIG POO HIS GONNA EAT SOME BEANS HES GONNA EAT A POUND OR MORE! SANTA CLAUSE WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACEEEEEEE!

K den thats about it enjoy reading my sexy journal c:

~Liam'Turtle

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PART 2 BITCHES OKIE ITS AFTERNOON! WOOT! OK SO I HAD TO WAKE UP THE FUCK EARLY JUST TO GO TO CHURCH SCHOOL UGH 2 MANY ANNOYING KIDSSSSS UGH LIKE THIS KID NAMED DAVID -.- ANYWHOO I FORGOT TO BRING MY FUCKING MONEY FOR FUCKING SNACKS SO I WAS STARVING TO DEATH SCREAMING LIKE AN ALPACA *MAKES GORILLA SEX NOISES* I WANT MAH FEWD!

OK SO CHURCH SCHOOL ENDED *THANK GUMMYBEARS* IM ALIVEEEEE SO IM AT MY ROOM TAKING MY SEXY NAP 20 MINUTES LATER I WOKE UPP LOOK SEXIER THEN USUAL LOLZ JK ROFL

WELL I WAS TALKING TO MARIAN WHILE SINGING THE OBAMA SONG BITCHEZ. ME AND MARIAN WERE LIEK BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH e_o AND SO ON AND SO ON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HER B-DAY PARTAAAAY SHE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS HER PRESENT IM LIKE NO BITCH UR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT KAY?

SINCE I WAS SO HUNGRY I ATE SPAGHETTI WOOT MMMMMM OHHH YEAA MMMMM THEN I HAD TO UPDATE MY JOURNAL FOR YOU BITCHES

MWHA NOW I WILL GO BOLD ON CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SEE DAT S OVA DERE YUS I MADE IT BOLD I BET CHU DIDNT NOTICE DAT MWHA! NOW I WILL TELL U AN INSIDE JOKE. PREPARE TO BE ROFL ALL OVER THE PLACE.

*Inside joke*

Sponge: Taylor swift has had more boyfriends than times I tried to get a licence.

ROFL LOLZ. ASDFGHJKL; SO BORED THIS NOTHING ELSE TO DO OH RIGHT I REMEMBERD THE TIME ME AND MARIAN WERE TALKING TO A STRANGER ON FACEBOOK. HE WAS MEXICON *NOT RACIST* HE WAS ASKING US WHERE WE LIVED IM LIKE BITCH FUCK OFF O-o DX ME AND MARIAN BLOCKED THIS BITCH SO THAT WE COULD NEVER EVA SEE HIM AGAIN O-o

WELL DATS PURRTY MUCH ITT FOR MAH "SEXY JOURNAL" ENJOY READING IT BITCHEZ BAAAAI!

~JenniferISAUNICORN YEP I CHANGED MAH SIGNATURE WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT ET?!?! 

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IM BACK BITCHES BOLD AND READY FOR YOU ENTERTAINMENT! WELL LETS NOT GET INTO CAPS O-O TODAY. Ok so I'm sitting on my comfterbal BADASS COUCH AND I MIGHT MAKE SPELLING ERRORS KAY!?! I DONT GIVE NOT 1 FUCK NOT 2 FUCK BUT 3 FUCKS!!!!! Anywho I'm just bored I just ate candy OMNOMNOM IM FUCKYING HYYPERRRRRRR. D: Don't kill meh AND DATS PURRTY MUCH IT, Sorry 2 busy playing with scissors 

~JENNIFERISADINO