MY SEXY JOURNAL

MY SEXY DAY [Friday May, 12 8:00 pm]

 Vas happenin' Im the sex god :L Beware. LAWLZ JK ROFL ANYWHO Well today IM JUST PLAIN FUCKING BORED AND ALL I WANT IS A FUCKING NAP! LAWL. Well I just came back from MARIANS BIRTHDAY PARTAAAAAAAY LAWL I GAVE HER A DRESS SHE HATED ET XD ROFL. NEXT THING SHE NOTICED A PINK BLOUSE WITH A SPARKLEY BLACK SKIRT WARPPED IN A PERFECT B-DAY PRESENT. LAWL NUPE THAT DID NAWT HAPPEN :L BLAIN MY MOM SHES THE VICTIM oops.com WELL WE HAD A LOT OF FUN SURELLA CAME SO IT WAS FUNNERRRRRRRRRRRR! WE WERE DOING A HARLEM SHAKE VIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO AND IT SUCKED SHIT. LITTERALLLLLLLLLLY! This kid Riley was annoying :L AND HE WAS BIG. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND o_e WHEN WE WERE DONE DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO MARIAN WANTED SOME SODA I TOOK ET DRANK ET SPIT IT AND THREW IT. LAWL. IT TASTED SOURRRRRRR. BLEH. LAWL. ME MARIAN AND SURELLA WERE WALKING DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND WE SAW A CAR DRIVING PAST WE IGNORED ET BUT DEN WE SAW IT NOT ONE TIME NOT TWO TIME BUT THREE TIME! SO WE RAN LIKE ALAPACS WHO SAW A BUNCH OF BANANAS THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE :P 

 So we came back WENT UPSTAIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND STARTED DOING RANDOM SHITTTTTTTTTTT WENT BACK OUTSIDEEE IT WAS SO FUCKING HOTTTTTTTTT SO WE CAME BACK INSIDE FUCK U SUNLIGHT. I THOUGHT U GAVE US VITIMEN D YOU'RE GIVING US TOO MUCH OF THE D's CALM YOUR TITS! :c Surella left it was so boring so boring that I'm not even on cap BITCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH YULEAVEUSALONE!? :c ANYWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAME BACK HOME TIRED AND SHIT I WAS SO FUCKING SWEATY AND TIREEEEEEEEEEED SO I TOOK A LONG FUCKING NAP AND IT FELT SO SEXY I WAS WET LOLZ JK ROFL. 

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WELL THATS PRETTY MUCH ET. THAT WAS MY DAY PRETTY MUCH TODAY WRIGHTING UP MY JOURNAL FOR YOU BITCHESS ANYWHO HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE PENIS DAY LAWL ROFL. D: DONT KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! REMEMBER BE CALM AND EAT EVERYTHING KAY? ANYWAYS NOW I GOTTA GO SORRY 2 BUSY PLAYING WITH Liam (; 

~JENNIFERISADINO