Feathery Tips

The Aftermath

Rigby's POV

I walked home, or work, whatever. Anyways, I come in and I see Mordecai hopelessly drawing a picture of that coffee girl, Margaret. Hmm, maybe I can scare him?

"ROAR!" I growled

"AH! Rigby! I though you were Marg-someone else, I mean" Mordecai muttered

"Margaret! HA! Oh, yeah, how was the airport trip...diaper boy? HAHAHAHA!" I laughed

"Rigby, shut your face for a second. Guess what, Margaret kissed me!" Mordecai said gleefully

What? Did I hear him right? Dear lord, if that's the case, I have to pay Muscle Man hundreds of dollars. Well, maybe Mordecai's fibbing, I doubt he even packed mints!

"...Did ya bring mints?" I finally asked.

"Course I did!" Mordecai replied

"...I owe Muscle Man so much money!" I sighed

Mordecai didn't respond, he simply continued doodling a picture of Margaret. But before I could respond, he turned around and said words I remember from high school.

"You're next"

Narrator's POV

Rigby looked flustered and punched Mordecai in the arm.

"Dude, you're never going to make a point with those sissy punches" Mordecai smirked

"SHUT UP!"

"Rigby and Eileen, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Muscle Man said through the window.

"Muscle Man! What are you doing here?! GET OUT!" Rigby snapped.

"You know what they say, in spring, a young man's fancy turns to love!" Pops said beside Muscle Man.

Rigby ran out of the room and behind the house, next to the garbage. Rigby felt a growl coming up his throat, but the thing was, they were right. He did feel something special for Eileen, and it became harder to deny that. Idiots! I feel nothing for NOBODY! OK, maybe that's not true, but that's beside the point...