Cooler than me Broadway karkat and dave

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[Dave]:
If I could write you a song to make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm
I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

[Karkat]:
You got designer shades just to hide your face and
You wear them around like you're cooler than me
And you never say "Hey" or remember my name
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

Look at this felt suit and the tie 'round your neck
You're a poser for sure and it ain't cool
Mirror shades don't shield you at all
I can see right to your core

I got you all figured out
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen
Behind your facade, you're afraid to be judged
But you judge everyone
Is your pedestal fun?

[Dave]:
If I could write you a song to make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm
I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

[Karkat]:
You got designer shades just to hide your face and
You wear them around like you're cooler than me
And you never say "Hey" or remember my name
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

[Dave]:
You're full of anger really nothing else
And on my planet you're called a midget
And how are you supposed to be a fierce troll
If your horns are one inch long

I got you all figured out
You act tough like a man but you're a pussy
Your insecurity reeks accross the room and
How can I see who you're really meant to be

[Both]:
And it sure seems you got no doubts
And we both see you've got this quadrant picked out

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm
I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

You got designer shades just to hide your face and
You wear them around like you're cooler than me
And you never say "Hey" or remember my name
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

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