my eyes opened to blackness. was I dead?!? nope, I still felt myself breathing. everything around me was silent. but I lay on something comfortable - but smelly. I was in the trash!!!!!!!! yelling echoed from outside. o no! "Andy you're an ASSHOLEEEE" Ashley's voice bellowed my ear drums. "umm YOU had sex with my girlfriend??" Andy was defending me???? "you had sex with me without telling me you're dating a fuckin slice o pizza!!!!!! more like slice of pissa!! she's really bad." oh gosh they were fighting over me!! and then I heard Andy punch Ashley. oh my god
"I got you!!!! let's go to the hospital!!" we went
