it was wonderful. I no longer have cheese or sauce - but Andy does. it was a difficult thing to give up but my virginity belongs to Andy. me, a pizza, am no longer a virgin. but you, the reader? I bet you are.
"babe I love you" oh my god. Andy biersack just said he loves me. my heart skipped a beat and my eyes did too - I thought for sure I was dead. you never thought pizza could be alive did you? well suRPRISE BITCH. so anyways, Andy held me close to his chest, my bare body against his. we are in love.
"I don't have anything for dinner" I was disappointed. I was hungry!!! "let's go shopping babbbee" I hopped in his car and we drove away.
"babe you gotta keep quiet okay, no one can know how much I luv u" shit. I'm pizza. how the fuck can I talk??? oh well. he may be godly and gorgeous but what he lacks in smarts he sure makes up for me in length!!! the shopping cart was cold, and I would much rather prefer to be in andys arms. oh well. he pushed me so smoothly across the tile floors. my baby *100 emoji* people stared at us, and Andy looked back disapprovingly. they didn't get our love. "um Andy?? what are you doing??" I could recognize that voice any day. Ashley purdy. "why the fuck are you pushing pizza in a cart? and where are your pants" Andy looked disappointed. I sure wasn't
