1. You have more pictures of your horse than of your family.
2. It is a regular occurrence to see the horses in your pajamas.
3. You become an expert at forecasting weather, mainly because of the time you spend on apps checking it for riding conditions.
4. Nothing is more exciting than looking for a new horse or window shopping for one.
5. You refer to wisdom teeth as wolf teeth, and then look baffled when people have no idea what you're talking about.
6. You love getting up at 4 am if it means you get to compete.
7. You know you haven't experienced agony until you've seen your grey horse roll.
8. Your car looks like a mix of a tack room, a jumble sale, hay, and smells like alfalfa, sweet feed, or horse treats.
9. Your non-horsey friends think you're crazy, and the more you try to explain, the crazier they think you are.
10. You save any unwanted apples or carrots for your horse.
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Relatable Equestrian
RandomIf you are an equestrian, then this book is for you. It is full of relatable stories, problems, jokes, and more!(I know, it sounds SUPER cheesy so far, but I promise you, it's not)
