The Book Of Random Stories

YukíMon

As one of the last people on Earth, I am required to write an auto-biography of my last days on Earth by the somehow thriving government. Now that I have that over I will describe to you the amazingly eventful and active life in which I totally changed my habits and did lots of exiting and amazing (did I mention amazing?) things that I did, such as right now, as I plopped back down on my dilapidated sofa, stuffed some chips in my mouth, and turned on my TV to watch the latest re-runs of my favorite TV show "PTBF" as the show loaded, one of the absolutely wonderful things that all of humanity enjoys called an add popped up the cheery announcer death (He's been strangely happy since the end of the world... For some unknown reason) said "Hi, I'm death and I'm just here to remind you of the wonderful accommodations we have for your dying and recently deceased friends and family! From coffins to caskets come on down to Ryan's death emporium to make sure that those diseases aren't spreading again, because I definitely don't want any more people to die!" I turned off the TV and said to myself "sounds legit" and began to prance down the empty roads of REET STREET, I began to feel tired so I pulled out one of the ten thousand packets of shushgar that I kept in my pockets at all times in case of an emergency. As my hyper-ometer began to go back up I started to prance again, this time at the speed of light, Half-Way there I saw a magical Rainbow Flamingo Child named Lauren, uncharacteristically, she did not REET so I then shot her and continued prancing, within seconds I had arrived at my destination, the death emporium. I walked inside and said "Hello!" To the employee running the front desk, then promptly slapped him and flew away. Because all of that really definitely totally actually happened for realsies.
THE END
  (For now)