My name is Fred and I am a happy squirrel. The people that live there try to chase me away, but all that I have to do is move my tail in a circle and make squirrel noises, or look like i am about to jump and they run away back into their nest.
Anyway, I was eating seeds out of a bird feeder like a normal squirrel. Then I suddenly didn’t feel so good, so I decided to go and lay down in the sun on the corner of a pergola in their yard. I woke up three days later at midnight coincidentally the night the moon was full. I felt normal so I went to do what i do best eat food from squirrel proof bird feeders. Except I did not want food I wanted.................................................................................................................. BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I storm into the nearest house and eat all their brains. I leave them lying on the floor dead. As I saw them I thought I did that? Oh well.
Next I storm into town but I get captured and sent to a layer where they thought I was rabid but then the witness that saw me eat that families brains said “That is no rabid squirrel it is a..........................................................ZOMBIE.” They all thought that he was mad but then I ate their brains. But that dude turned out to be an evil scientist. He took me to his lair and fixed me up. Now i am no longer a zombie squirrel. :D
THE END
