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IM TO KARKALICIOUS TO DIE

~~~~~~Karkat's POV~~~~~~~

Gog that was some weird stuff that happened back there. I don't see why Toru hasn't canceled it yet. I mean they got what they both want. But that's the 'Heir of The Void' for you. "Karkitty wait fur me!" Ugh no not Nepeta. I looked around for Toru. Agh I'm supposed to be keeping an eye out for-- my Gog is that her and Dirk --making out!

Phhhf. Why did I not expect that It's Torutomie Kynyomiy and Dirk Strider for Gog's sake.

~~~~~~Dirk's POV~~~~~~~~~

I pulled away to catch my breath. When she realized I was looking at her she let her head down and mumbled a string of cussing. "W-we better catch up with Karkat." she told me. As we walked to him and Nepeta I asked her "So why Karkat? You two seem so close." she grabbed out a pair of skater sunglasses and mumbled "Here they are." she put them on and looked at me "Me and him grew up together his dad took me in when I was 9. Me and Karkat have been friends since then. He watches out for me. Makes sure I'm alright."

"So he's like your big brother? Except your older." she said "Yeah." she looked off to where the boat is.

~~~~~~~Toru POV~~~~~~~~

Now that Dirk mentioned it Karkles is like a big bro to me. Watches out for me, except I don't annoy him like little siblings should. Because I respects him. We reached Karkat and Nepeta. To day must be 'Karkat Dont Be a Grouch day' because Karkat doesn't look like a grouch. Good to know.

We all walked onto the yacht sized boat.

~~~~~ No one's POV~~~~~~

When they all got on the boat they didn't realize that today could be their last. There were rooms for days. No one expected to be able to pay until Toru walked up and started to talk to the boat person. They all realized that that was Ryke Toru's little brother.

~~~~Toru's POV~~~~~

Me, Dirk, Karkat, and Nepeta walked up to the boat man. Holy Jesus in a barn that's Ryke. "RYKE MAH MAN WAZ UP!" I ran to him "Torutomie dat you?" he didn't belong here he looked like a gangster with his messy dirty

blonde hair, and his outfit.

"Dirk, Kk, Nepeta get over here this is my bro Ryke." they got over to us. "So sis which one you with." Ryke winked. Dirk walked to me and put his arm around me. "Heh Ryke this is Dirk." Dirk nodded. "And this is Karkat and Nepeta. So could I get a family discount like maybe a coupon for minus a billion dollars?"

"How about for free?" Ryke told us "Fine with the billion of us." I pointed to the crowd he nodded.

~~Time skip cause of Writers Block~

~~~~~~~~Dirk's POV~~~~~~~

God ever since that kiss, and before she's all that's on my mind. Just if there was a time where no one (even Karkat) could find us, I'd just tell her everything I feel. Maybe even show her *wiggles eyebrows*. I looked up and I can swear I'm seeing grey clouds. Maybe it's nothing.

~~~~~~Sollux's POV~~~~~~~

Heh didn't expect me did you. Well one the bus I met the new girl Tayzyn Ryil is her name. She is the beautifullest troll I've ever seen. She's Sagittarius, 19 in human years, grey blood (She told me! Wish I found out the other way though),blue-grey eyes, and she likes me. Well she enjoys being around me that is.

Gog I want her more than anything in the universe. Oh here she comes now. "Hey S-Sollux, c-can I a-ask you som-mething." why was she studdering.

~~~~~Tayzyn's POV~~~~~

-after she was of the bus-

"Hey Sollux mind if I steal Tayzyn fur a minute?" Nepeta said "No not really?" Sollux had said. So I was off with Nepeta. I tilted my head as we walked off. "Nepeta what do you want?" "look everyone can tell 3 things 1. Karkitty has officially failed at keeping Toru a virgin purrssibly 2. Toru is with Dirk both ways and 3. Mew and Sollux like each other. So I'm here to help mew get him-

--Present---

I sauntered off to Sollux. Then I asked him the question "D-do you want to be my matesprit S-Sollux?" a slow grin appeared on his face. "Well 2eeming a2 you were with Nepeta you know the an2wer." easy enough.

And then a giant storm rolled in then As they all looked into what could be they're death, the crew realized this was one big mistake. Hopefully luck was on their side. As the storm started to show it's true colors Karkat cried "I'm to Karkalicious to die!" Toru and Dirk were in the captain person's room place holding each other not knowing what to do. Then Toru had a plan, Her friend, Mayami, was a water demon, Mayami had given Toru a slip off paper a long time ago and told her to open it when she needed it most, well now's the time right?, she dug the paper out of her pocket and opened it, there was a spell written down on it. A note at the bottom of the paper said 'Read this aloud and face the sky, an eagle will cry and I'll be by your side -Mayami' Toru walked out of the room leaving Dirk there, She looked up at the sky and said the spell slowly, there was a piercing cry of an eagle in the distance and a loud boom of thunder and lighting soon followed, Toru felt a chill run through her body then saw someone appear beside her, It was Mayami, Mayami looked at Toru "What is the matter Toru?" She asked softly and Toru quickly told her what the fuck in a duck on a fucking truck was going on. Mayami looked out to The ocean she whispered something unintelligible and told Toru to use her fire abilities with Mayami's water ability and then follow the chant she did. They both got into their demon forms.

Toru closed her eyes and thought hard on her abilities, next thing she knew she was chanting the same chant as Mayami as if natural. They couldn't hear anything but the waves and their chant. Then as sudden as the goddamn storm came it went. Mayami and Toru said their goodbyes and then she was gone!

They all made it back home safely. But none of them went on a boat (Ryke's especially) again for awhile.

Red:The MUTHAFUKIN' END BIAYTCHES

LJ:Calm the fuck down gumdrop.

Red:Fine.