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Arthur Needs a Break

"Alfred, please get off of me,"

"But-But-Iggy! You so warm and comfy and mm-soft,"

"Alfred, I will kick you off of me. I have work to do,"

"That's all you ever do nowadays! Just lay in bed with me for five more minutes Iggy!"

"Oh, fine. If my boss calls me, you need to get off. Got it?"

"Sure do, sweetcheeks!"

"Don't call me that!" Arthur yelled, his face a dark red as he leaned back on the pillows. Arthur sighed. He really needed to relax more. All he ever did was wake up early, do work all day, then go to bed late at night, then repeat. Alfred was getting clingier and clingier each day and now it got to the point he hardly let him out of his sight. Alfred would stay up late, waiting for Arthur to get in their bed. He'd wake up early in the morning and watch Arthur shower, change, brush his teeth, brush his unkempt hair (that stayed unkempt) and then leave to go downstairs and prepare some breakfast and coffee (tea for him). Arthur closed his eyes before he felt the large American move off of him.

"Five minutes is up. You can go to work now," Alfred said, rolling over, grabbing his iPhone, instantly opening up Candy Crush.

"Thank you, Alfred," Arthur said, getting up and heading towards the bathroom. Once Arthur shut the door, Alfred closed Candy Crush and went to his messages and decided to text a good friend of his. Well, more of an acquaintance of his and a rival of Arthur's.

Francis.

Alfred was feeling lonelier by each day that went by with Arthur working all day, every day. He figured something could help relax Arthur and maybe Francis could help. He was the man to go to for that kind of stuff (and sex).

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"Alright, Arthur's working on papers right now and I got the vanilla candles, the rose petals and the bubble bath soap with the scent that he likes the most. Well, hopefully he likes the most. Francis might've been lying, but who cares. Not this hero!" Alfred said, laughing at the end of his sentence before realizing he was talking to himself. He quieted down and grinning mischievously. "Now, we wait for Arthur to tinkle,"

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"What the bloody hell?" Arthur mumbled, walking out of the bathroom to see rose petals leading down the hall into his and Alfred's bedroom. Arthur shook his head and sighed. He did NOT have time for Alfred's antics. With the recent accidents and the economy issues, he was up to his neck in work. He went back to his study and went to open the door only to find it locked. "Alfred," Arthur said. He went down the opposite end of the hallway, reaching the bedroom. The lights were off in the bedroom, making the candlelight coming from the bathroom stand out more. The petals, too, lead to the bathroom, so Arthur followed them. Arthur's face got a light pink when he entered the bathroom, and saw some water aand bubbles on the floor of the bathroom. Alfred was sitting in the large bathtub, drinking some beer. He seemed to be expecting someone. "Alfred? What the bloody hell is this?"

"This is to help you relax, of course," Alfred said. "I also got some Cashmere Glow bubble bath - your favorite,"

"You talked to Francis,"

"Um... no?" Alfred said, a light pink color dusting his cheeks.

"Oh my God, Alfred. Cashmere Glow is a very... romantic kind of bubble bath. I use it after a hard day at work since it was the only bubble bath Francis would give me for my birthday,"

"Well, in that case," Alfred started, smirking and standing up and walking towards Arthur, who was quite red at this moment. "I got something I need to tell you,"

"Really? What is it?"

"I named my dick Voyager 2 because it will explore Uranus," Alfred whispered in Arthur's ear, before unbuttoning Arthur's pants.

"Oh.."