Harry: Hey, Voldemort?
Voldemort: Wut.
Harry: Why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort: ...
Harry: Did you run into the wrong brick wall at platform 9 and 3/4?
Voldemort: That's it, I'm killing your parents.
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HumorHai der... If you're a Potterhead like me, you're probably insanely depressed that it ended. So to fill that gaping scar shaped hole in your heart, I wrote this here thang! I hope you enjoy! ~~Jesse ^.^